Dialectize & Pornolize

[Prof.Wizard]

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/
http://www.pornolize.com

 

[Prof.Wizard]

What? No comments?
Are you offended or something?!

http://www.funny-pictures.com/ecards/bear/1.swf
Press my tummy, I'm so sweet... :roll:

 

[Will Rickards WT]

Yes, offended by the huge graphic in your signature.

 

[Clocker]

lol that bear thing is cute....I love Deniro!

C

 

[Mercutio]

Known about 'em for months. I like the options included in Google Language Tools. Swedish Chef. RedNeck. That sorta thing.

 

[Prof.Wizard]

Yes, offended by the huge graphic in your signature.

Really man? Are you sure? It's only 16KB...

Will, 100 bottles of beer on the wall, if one should happen to fall... :wink:
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/beer_wall_.htm

 

[Will Rickards WT]

Size in memory is not the issue (I normally browse with a fast connection).
Size on the screen is.

Ever read stuff talking about 'the fold' and how your pertinent web content better be above it or nobody is going to scroll down and find the wonderful stuff you have hidden below? Anyway big images or big signatures in general take away valuable screen real estate from the thread and cause more scrolling.

I mean I'm not really offended just annoyed.

 

[Prof.Wizard]

Give me a break. It's not so big (less than 320x80)!
And it does it's job: it's a static (not an annoying dancing GIF) purple sig that marks my posts and advertizes a very good p2p application, as a sig may do.

What's your monitor's resolution? 320x240?

 

[honold]

it does seem a little large/bright

 

[Will Rickards WT]

My monitors resolution is 1024x768.
I like small graphics.
For example: http://www.robinlionheart.com/images/buttons/

 

[timwhit]

I agree, that thing is huge. And I run at 1152x864.

 

[Howell]

I run 1280x1024 and the thing is as large as four US postage stamps. I'd recommend no more than two.

 

[Prof.Wizard]

OK OK, it's off. :x

 

[Prof.Wizard]

http://www.google.com/intl/xx-hacker/
Hacker Version
http://www.google.com/intl/xx-klingon/
Klingon Version

 

[blakerwry]

http://anime-jennie.com/~blake/hax0r-google.gif

Even I have trouble decoding this stuff...

 

[Prof.Wizard]

Your search - l33t ha}{0r- did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
- Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
- Try different keywords.
- Try more general keywords.
- Try fewer keywords

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I know you knew it.
I write because I hadn't tried it and I notice there are dialects. This kind of encoding was difficult for me too.

 

[blakerwry]

Prof, I was able to understand it, but I did have to read the 1st part (Your search - l33t ha}{0r- did not match any documents. ) a couple times... the rest comes easy, just blur your eyes and don't concentrate too hard and it comes right to you.