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Although far from the best in this genre, I'd like to share a review of the movie Dragonfly with you. I don't believe SF readers could ever read it otherwise, so morally I think it's okay to quote it here. Feel free to contribute other reviews of any film. ;)

Chris Bartlett in The Sunday Mail said:
Two words sure to have cinemagoers hesitating before they shell out for a ticket: Kevin and Costner. This bloke has been in more duds than a Tony Barlow store dummy. [an Oz menswear store]

It's a struggle to recall his last decent movie - probably Dances With Wolves way back in 1990.

He's failed to deliver anything of note since (OK, Thirteen Days was pretty good) and who can forget the mega-turkeys Waterworld and The Postman, two of the worst movies of all time, which he directed and starred in?

Wisely, he has not been allowed behind the camera since.

In front of the lens, he's pretty near death, too.

Appropriate, really, given that in Dragonfly near-death experiences play a key role.

Costner is a doctor whose pregnant missus (Susanna Thompson), also a medico, dies in a bus crash in the Venezuelan jungle.

Grieving Costner becomes convinced she's trying to reach him from the other side, via patients who have near-death experiences.

So, he sets off to the jungle to find her.

Dragonfly wants to be a Sixth Sense style thriller and a tear-jerker. It fails at both, mainly because Costner has about as much charisma as a squashed insect, and an ending that is among the worst ever comitted to celluloid, registering a 10 on the cringe-ometer.

In one scene near the finale, Costner dives into a fast-flowing river to check out the bus wreck and looks like drowning.

If only Jacob Vargas, as his guide, hadn't dived in to pull him out.

I wanted to shout at the screen: "Leave him there! Save yourself. Save the movie. Save us all."
 

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I'm pretty sure the most evil movie reviews on the internet come from Mr. Cranky. I mean, when one of his ratings is called "Proof that Jesus died in vain", you really do have a hard time topping that.
 

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This is a review of an Oz highschool production of the musical Godspell. It has some relevance to topics under discussion here.

Do you like loud, cheerful music? Do you enjoy bright, colourful lights and eye-searing costumes? Does the thought of thirty-five chirpy individuals leaping enthusiastically across the stage make you quiver with joy? Then Godspell is certainly the musical for you. Set in a thick, choking layer of smog – sorry, the ruins of the World Trade Centre – Godspell (incidentally, the old English word for gospel), tells the gospel according to Matthew as a series of amusing parables that will leave you with an irrational urge to be moral and Christian in an amazingly happy way.

While Godspell was originally written with a cast of eight, this production used twelve, plus extras – thirty-five in all. There were only two recognizably biblical characters, namely Jesus and John the Baptist/Judas – or at least, they were supposed to be recognizable. Poor John-boy and his ilk were tragically sundered so that where there had been one character, there was now two, leaving them mere shadows of their former selves. While this made it possible for more people to be involved, it fragmented the characters, leaving them dull, cardboard-like and less distinguishable from one another. When all the characters are dressed the same, it’s nice to be able to tell them apart by their personalities. When the characters don’t have personalities – well, you’re in a bit of a pickle.

The cast of Godspell all wore clown costumes, a bright patchwork of different garments that supposedly represented ‘free spirit’. The character of Jesus wore a Superman t-shirt in a lovely display of symbolism and his stars ‘n’ spangles pants supported the ‘America, America’ theme that pervaded the production. (By the end, the people in the front row of the audience were talking with a twang and asking for the nearest Mickey D’s.) In fact the only character not dressed in colourful tatters was Judas. Black and white were his colours of choice in an outfit more reminiscent of a gangster than a clown. This was a somewhat unsubtle move on the producer’s part. Do you see the Bad Guy? He’s the one wearing black. As it was, the characters were so anonymous that any clue as to who they were was appreciated. It wasn’t until halfway through the first act (for the viewers who weren’t quite so quick on the uptake) that it became apparent that Jesus was Jesus, and the identity of John the Baptist remains a mystery to this day.

It would be easy to label the costumes as simply ‘flower-child’ as the producer himself did, but the truth is that no-one wore that sort of rag-tag get-up, even in the swinging sixties. The costumes were deliberately unreal, and added to the sense of surreality that pervaded the whole production. Coloured lights were used with the greatest of zeal, mostly to good effect, and the smoke flowed thick and fast from the smoke machine. While the gloomy environment added to mood, a little restraint wouldn’t have hurt. While the cast must suffer for the sake of their art, it is generally considered bad taste to cause your audience to choke to death.

The set itself was simple, supposedly set in the rubble of the Twin Towers but resembling more your average junk yard. Shredded paper was strewn on the ground, an American flag jutted at a jaunty angle and some scaffolding at the back supported the chorus. Pictures of the flag and the bald eagle projected on the wall alongside a projection screen completed the decorations. Arguably the most significant part of the set was the chicken wire fence that surrounded it. While it was distractingly obstructive and at some points downright irritating, it made an undeniably powerful statement. The fence created a physical barrier between the audience and subsequently the real world, and the world the actors created on the stage. It created a definite sense of distance between ‘them’ and ‘us’. Regrettably, this marvellous effect was spoiled by the fact that more than once the actors came out. At points of high emotion the actors would rattle on the fence as if the were trying to ‘break through’ but couldn’t. Then at other times, for no apparent reason they would come skipping merrily out into the audience. It was confusing and if it was supposed to represent ‘breaking through the barrier’ it certainly wasn’t obvious.

Godspell’s music was fantastically musical. The band played loudly but not badly, and the singers were enthusiastic. The songs themselves are quite literally forgettable, but listening to them will not make you want to chew your own ears off – always a bonus. The actors/singers were surprisingly good: Some people sang brilliantly, some were wincingly awful, but on average the cast were quite talented. The songs you may well walk away whistling will probably be the patriotic numbers played before the performance and during intermission (notably ‘Land of the Free’). Whether it was repeated for the benefit of those in the audience who missed the pro-America themes or because ‘American Pie’ and ‘America’ were the only other American songs the director could find is a mystery, but the songs were on the whole pleasant.

The underlying problem with Godspell, one which had the unfortunate effect of eclipsing all other good and bad points, is that it was ultimately done in very poor taste. In a bold and frankly contemptible move, the musical opens with footage of the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Centre. The director was apparently trying to highlight Godspell’s underlying theme of destruction and rebirth, and show how much people have healed since September 11th. He might have been forgiven his incredible gall if he had indeed succeeded in linking the fall of the Twin Towers with Godspell in a moving, meaningful way that reminded the audience of the tragedy of that day, but left them filled with renewed faith. While the audience was indeed left with feelings of hope, it was not so much hope for the future as hope that the performance would be over soon.

What the director actually produced was a heavy-handed attempt to generate emotion, with little or no relevance to the actual musical. The ‘America’ theme felt tacked on, seemingly completely unrelated to Godspell itself. There appeared to be no point to the theme, which in turn implied a lack of concern for the events themselves. While this was probably not deliberate, it nevertheless reduced the musical from a reasonably entertaining production to a highly displeasing excursion into the realms of tastelessness.

A similar case can be made about the necessity of the projection screen in the background. Apart from the Twin Towers segment, it regaled the audience with images of leaves, parties, cities and random anonymous people. (Let’s not even mention the incredibly tacky ‘flying through space’ introduction.) One of the parables was echoed by a silent movie version of the same story. The sequence was amusing but confusing if you tried to keep track of both the acting on stage and the faster, out-of-sync images on the screen. Rather than providing an engaging backdrop to the performers, the screen was distracting and felt like it was there simply because it could be there. It was actually least offensive when it simply displayed the Godspell logo. The musical would not have suffered if the screen had not been there at all.

While the words ‘highschool musical’ do not inspire feelings of great confidence, the cast of Godspell displayed a surprising level of talent. However, just because you get your eggs from prize-winning hens doesn’t mean you won’t make God-awful souffle. The overall impression of Godspell was that without the dubious attempt to tie the whole production to the appalling tragedy of September 11, and with better execution, it could have been a highly enjoyable piece of brain candy.

If you’re thick skinned, easily amused and enjoy shiny things, go forth and be swept away by the crazy crazy fun of Godspell. You won’t regret it.
 

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In response to Bill's inquiry, the above piece was written by my daughter. The production was directed by the Head of the Drama Department at her school, and you can plainly see what she thought of his efforts.

She was disgusted by his exploitation of 911, and I think that's how many of us feel about the mass media frenzy that is once again in full cry. We have had graphic advertisements exhorting us to remember - to go and buy their newspapers, that is, or to watch their two hundredth program about it.

This should NOT be a commercial opportunity, but a time of solemn remembrance. How about a bit of respect?
 

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The above review reminded me a bit of a short story by David Sedaris, "Front Row Center with Thaddeus Bristol", in which a serious, adult (no, not that kind of "adult") theater critic reviews grade-school xmas pageants.
 

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One should never judge a book by its cover.

I had seen that the "Movie Reviews" thread was active again and, not being much of a movie watcher, left it till last. (Like a child who eats all of the pumpkin first before reluctantly dealing with the peas and the broccoli, it is my habit to cherry-pick my threads, only coming to the least interesting ones when all others are exhausted.)

Glancing over the new post, I saw that it was both formidably long and to do with Godspell - a thing I saw last in about 1975 and found better than I had expected: which is to say sufficiently tolerable to sit through for a couple of hours without falling asleep (but I was young then), but insufficiently attractive to make me want to bother thinking about it afterwards, or seeing it again for another century or two. For a brief moment I hesitated over the "back" button - it was one of Time's after all, and his posts are very rarely wasted - but a moment later I was checking to see if there was anything newer yet (it was a quiet night at Storage Forum and there was not) then sailing off to survey my second-string and third-string haunts. Lord help me, I think I wasted some time in the SR Bar and Grille, responded briefly to some posts about reliability in the computer section there, and then retreated to the last and least liked of my regular haunts, The Inquirer and The Register, in that order. (I'm not so keen on news sites: if it's important enough, someone will probably mention it here soon enough.)

One should never judge a book by its cover.
 

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Doubtless this is something you have already noticed, Time, but you have a wonderful daughter.

She writes fluently, creatively, with wit and liveliness. The form that her message arrives in is excellent. She may well make a writer one day. She has the talent.

She also has something to say: somthing of worth and well thought out, something that betrays not just her articulacy and her intelligence, but also her courage and her values.

You must be proud to be her father.
 

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I went and saw the new James Bond movie this afternoon. Is it me, or are movies getting louder? They seem to allow less and less to the imagination. I saw the trailer for the new Charlie's Angels movie and was completely turned off by the music, noise, and extravagant (overly exaggerated) special effects. Anyway, the Bond movie was ok.
 

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Buck said:
I went and saw the new James Bond movie this afternoon. Is it me, or are movies getting louder? They seem to allow less and less to the imagination. I saw the trailer for the new Charlie's Angels movie and was completely turned off by the music, noise, and extravagant (overly exaggerated) special effects. Anyway, the Bond movie was ok.

I saw this movie last Sunday and I don't recall the sound being extra lound, but then again I wouldn't notice. :)

During my viewing they did not show the trailer for a second charlies angels. However they did show a very long trailer for Lord of The Rings 2. I'm guessing the trailer was 3 minutes...I almost felt like the movie was ruind because they showed so much.

I agree with you, the bond movie was ok, nothing to write home about.
 

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Die Another Day .. Lousy theme song by Madonna; nothing original and rather repetitive lyrics. Pretty good effects; Bond has better toys than Batman. Mediocre script. Thumbs up to John Cleese. Pierce seemed tired throughout. Some scenes & dialog felt forced. Jinx (Halle Barry) is a decent character but was given very little to work with and ultimately had to be a damsel in distress for Bond.

It could have been much better, but it could have been much worse as well.

Spoiler
If I was an overlord who had the opportunity to change my appearance to that degree and escape without retribution, why the hell would I set myself up in the public eye knowing people are always going to be trying to dig up dirt on my background? Set up a shell company as he did but hire some shmuck to run it; lay low; collect lotsa money.
/Spoiler

Trailers .. not for LotR2. CA2 looks silly at this point (I enjoyed the 1st) and Bill Murray is a much better Bosley than Bernie Mac. ST:Nemesis looks promising from the trailer but some 'net reports say the movie is lame in the plot and features too much Data; "it should have been an odd numbered movie". The standout for me was Bulletproof Monk with Chow Yun-Fat coming in March; I almost always like his movies.

- Fushigi
 
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