New Ape Population Found - BBCi

[Buck]

"A secret population of orang-utans
has been discovered in the forests
of the island of Borneo." - BBC NEWS

Enjoy the article Tea.

 

[blakerwry]

According to a report by the United Nations Environment Programme (Unep), the annual 5% loss of habitat means there will be virtually no intact forest left for them by 2030.

You hear that Tea?

 

[Tea]

Yes, it's terribly, terribly sad. Living here with Tannin is nice (even though he's not talking to me right now, I'm not sure why - it's not as if I actually did anything), but ... well ... how would you feel if you came over here to stay with me for a few years and then you watched the news one night and discovered that your entire home state of California no longer existed?

 

[Tannin]

Not wizhing to diztract attention from your very real zorrow, Tea, but you know perfectly well why I am not zpeaking to you, you ztupid meddlezome ape!

 

[Buck]

Yes, it's terribly, terribly sad. Living here with Tannin is nice (even though he's not talking to me right now, I'm not sure why - it's not as if I actually did anything), but ... well ... how would you feel if you came over here to stay with me for a few years and then you watched the news one night and discovered that your entire home state of California no longer existed?

Like that ocean from property in Arizona finally paid off?