Probably right now in some coffeeshop somewhere in Silicon Valley, an Intel goobledygook blathermeister is creating a slew of bothersome trademarked names like:
NetSpigot®, NetRush®, NetPort®, NetWarp®, NetFlush®, NetSafe®, NetGain®, NetLoss®, NetNut®, NetButt®, NetMommy®, NetDaddy®...