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  1. Mercutio

    Microsoft joke of the day

    Did you hear President Bush had an asshole transplant? The Asshole rejected him.
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    HIS brand video cards

    I find it ironic when Tannin mentions "crapola ATI" when he's talking about a pure 2D display. Just so we're all clear: Matrox 2D > ATI 2D >>> nVidia 2D = S3 2D nvidia 2D quality is ass. And Tannin knows it.
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    HIS brand video cards

    Actually, I know your pain, mubs. The AGP slot on my work computer died some months ago (remember how I said that I have an AGP card that kills AGP slots? Now you know how I figured that out). I don't particularly feel like RMAing the motherboard to Albatron when I really don't NEED a...
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    Psychology qiestion that has always bothered me

    Macs do WYSIWYG right. PCs don't. DisplayPDF is a beautiful thing. Mac security issues are dramatically less obnoxious. Heck, most Mac users don't have Virus scanners. There's a narrow range of geometry calculations (altivec) that Macs can do better than PCs, but anyone who is sane will be doing...
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    Firewhybother

    That's completely opposite to the philosophy of the developers. There are premade "Thumb Drive Friendly" versions of Firefox which can include extensions at the whim of the user. The one on my thumb drive has everything *I* need. You could do it too, if you wanted.
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    HIS brand video cards

    Two things: 1. mubs has stated his interest in the mutlimedia-cleanup and co-processing of ATI's avivo tools, which are only present in X1x00-series hardware. 2. Just reaching, but maybe mubs will be one of those funny people who will run Vista. Vista needs a pretty powerful graphics card, and...
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    Make Word-to-HTML less sucky?

    I make stuff for my classes in Word, yes (requirement of the job). Extracting all the text from word is easy enough, but Word's save-as-HTML does awful things with images (and we all know about the stupidity of Microsoft's generated HTML), and re-creating screenshots and the like is annoying to...
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    Musings on a new PC

    Microcenter is like Disneyworld, but the employees can have facial hair!
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    Musings on a new PC

    Newegg's search has behaved oddly since last major site redesign. Right now, you're almost always better off searching for manufacturer than a product ID or specific set of features. Yup, that's what I'm objecting to. Their standard of packaging doesn't do a whole lot to protect the front and...
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    Make Word-to-HTML less sucky?

    Oh my, how that helped. I made this in about five minutes, which is much better than the 40 minutes I probably would've spent screwing around with image placement.
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    Musings on a new PC

    There's nothing wrong with the Samsung 250GB drives, but if you're thinking of buying hard disks from Newegg, be advised that sometimes their packing for drives isn't the best in the word. It's better when you buy five or ten drives at a time, because then tend to pack them better (usually in...
  12. Mercutio

    Merc's Useful Tools of the day

    I know of no useful function for SMS texting, but Google will send one for you for free. I guess that's kind of cool. And also, Handbrake, a pretty neat-looking DVD Shrinking and Recoding App (supports H.264) has been ported from its Mac-y original to Windows. It doesn't support deCSSing, so...
  13. Mercutio

    Make Word-to-HTML less sucky?

    Works great! Thanks, Will.
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    Make Word-to-HTML less sucky?

    Wow. The second-ever useful .NET app!
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    Make Word-to-HTML less sucky?

    My life would be much easier if I could find a tool that de-suckifies Word-created HTML pages. I know such tools exist, and I don't particularly care what OS those tools need, but my searches so far have just turned up tools that remove private information from .doc files. Anyone know what I'm...
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    Psychology qiestion that has always bothered me

    That is in my opinion a very twisted view of reality. Public schoolteachers aren't just teachers any more. They also have to be babysitters. They are sometimes put in the position of having to teach manners and behavioral lessons that should've been learned at home or in a pre-school. They have...
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    Firewhybother

    Because some of the extensions do great and worthwhile things. Some of them fall into the category of "Why doesn't everyone use that?" Perfect example: Linky Linky lets you select a whole bunch of links at once, right click and open them all in tabs. So simple it blows my mind, but amazingly...
  18. Mercutio

    IP of where a website was?

    The first tool that springs to mind is the Wayback Machine at archive.org.
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    Rollcall: who is running what?

    Coug, I completely, utterly don't care how fast those drives are. They're fast enough. If I wanted fast, I'd buy x15s. I don't. I want capacity from a brand I trust. I don't trust WD. I don't trust Maxtor. I don't trust Seagate. I only access those drives through a network connection anyway. The...
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    Rollcall: who is running what?

    DDR400 in the game machine. I'm not sure about the HTserver. I haven't rebooted it since I put it in. The x2s are sub-optimal because neither model I own is really in the "best bang for the buck" category. I wasn't really planning to spend as much as I did to get a 4400, but I wanted an x2 so...
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    Rollcall: who is running what?

    Just to update a little. 'Cause Coug reminded me to do it. Also, "Pokey" now has a GA-7S748L instead of an Asus A7N8X-Deluxe. I have another x2/4200 sitting here. I'm trying to decide if I want to order some kind of nforce4, since I no longer have an nforce2 (for maintaining disk images), or...
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    T-shirt Folding Machine

    Each file server has two arrays, a "live" RAID5 array, and an array that stores the daily backup for one of the others (which is soft-RAID0, which I realize is a risk, but no moreso than making a JBOD, which was my other choice for 2-disk high capacity RAID...). Those machines each have a...
  23. Mercutio

    What I'm not going to do tonight

    How does it feel to be part of the problem?
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    What I'm not going to do tonight

    I thought the congressional pay issue was widely known. Get elected to the US House for a couple years and you never have to work again, even if you're too lazy to be a lobbyist. Anyway, the way I feel about George can't be summed up in an online forum without me getting a visit from the Secret...
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    Something Random

    Thanks for picking up on those things, everyone. I'm starting to HTMLize it now as well.
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    T-shirt Folding Machine

    They can get warm, but not dangerously so. I don't keep much else in my closets. Some boxes of comic books and the small amount of stuff that goes on hangers. My "computer room" is air conditioned year round, but that's more to keep ensure that it gets no hotter than room temperature in there.
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    Notebook drives

    Aw, I'm not really arguing about the cost. More the fact that some awful retailer wrangled you into buying WD.
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    T-shirt Folding Machine

    Some of my cases are eight or nine years old. I COULD buy shoeboxes, but I kind of like being able to upgrade whenever I feel like it. I might feel differently if I were forced into a BTX upgrade the day after tomorrow or something, but we all know that's not going to happen. I'm also not too...
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    Something Random

    The woman will be too busy with all the nonstop orgasms I will give her to notice my crappy old cars or state of housekeeping.
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    T-shirt Folding Machine

    Owning more than one pair of sheets is a sure sign that one is no longer a bachelor.
  31. Mercutio

    SeaMonkey 1.0 released

    It's Mozilla with some extra letters. Maybe Tea just likes seeing more Monkeys in software.
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    Something Random

    I'll settle for the woman.
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    T-shirt Folding Machine

    I used to hang my Tshirts, but the closets in my apartment are kind of small, and I put computers in them, so I don't have as much hanging space as I used to. My ex- bought me a couple hanging organizers to keep my shirts in. So for the last few months I've been trying to learn to properly fold...
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    Something Random

    It will when you finish translating it. :D
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    Something Random

    Turnabout is fair play. :P Actually, little crap like that is exactly why I asked for help with proofing. I habitually turn of spelling and grammar checkers, and that's the sort of thing I might miss, just from being overly familiar with the text. Wow, yours might actually be dumber than mine...
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    Something Random

    My instructions for dealing with Spyware. I just spent some time updating this long document to better suit its audience - people who are frightened and confused by anything but exact directions. This is a 1.5MB download, approximately. Anyone who wants to look at it, either for factual...
  37. Mercutio

    Notebook drives

    OK... Why not buy the drive and, I dunno, leave it in one place?
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    Notebook drives

    Why not buy a 3.5" drive in a USB enclosure? You'd have a better choice of manufacturers and more reliability if you went that route, and you wouldn't have to lower yourself to owning Western Digital-anything. Are you carrying this extra drive around?
  39. Mercutio

    Something Random

    Ground loop?
  40. Mercutio

    Strange Cross-link Behaviour

    IISAdmin probably relies on specific IE-related .DLL files to operate. Just about everything that uses Microsoft Management consoles does. I'll bet TweakXP modifies or uses incompatible versions of those files.
  41. Mercutio

    T-shirt Folding Machine

    It doesn't require IE. I viewed my link and Groltz's link, and the associated videos, in Firefox 1.07 - a proper browser, mind you - without any difficulty at all. I don't even have any media-playing extensions installed on this machine. Tannin, you can be happy that you got to use Opera's only...
  42. Mercutio

    Windows Updates as .ISO download

    I'm just full of techie goodness today!
  43. Mercutio

    I-RAM Review

    What goes in a 5.25" bay besides DVD Burners or 3.5" hard disks with spacers or fan enclosures?
  44. Mercutio

    HIS brand video cards

    One think I have to say: I really dislike the fact that pretty much every ATI x1x00 card seems to need active cooling (er, of the models I have seen). I think that's a serious flaw from a reliability standpoint. mubs says he's not a gamer, but the Avivo featureset might be appealing. I think...
  45. Mercutio

    T-shirt Folding Machine

    Seems like a useful tool to me.
  46. Mercutio

    Drop My Rights

    I don't use an Administrator-level account when I'm using Windows in the first place.
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    Drop My Rights

    Browsing the web and reading email safely with the administrator account under Windows
  48. Mercutio

    NEC 3520 vs. 3540's

    time is also a David. We also have a rather large number of folk who could be called Bill, IIRC. I think we have 5 of those. Be glad he didn't say "Bill"
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    Guerilla Marketing

    Who are you and what have you done with P5?
  50. Mercutio

    PC Gaming = World of Suck

    As if there weren't already enough good reasons to hate Blizzard. For the record, the group I play City of Heroes/Villains is about 1/3 gay folks, we're known as "gay friendly", just like the group Blizzard banned in WoW.
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