answer and question time

[Jake the Dog]

here's a bit of a word game we can all (hopefully) enjoy. it works like this:

read the answer of the post above your, compose a question for and then provide an answer for the next question yet to be asked. eg:

first poster:
a: www.google.com

next poster:
q: what is everyone’s favourite search engine?

a: dyslexia

next poster:
q: what common affliction do i fusser from?

a: exaggerating


and so forth. be creative and have fun! try posing your question from a different angle.

i'll start off.


a: mesopotamian

 

[Buck]

q: Fifty-one percent of a bourbon's mash bill must be what?











a: corn

 

[P5-133XL]

Q) What does Dr. Scholls remove?



A) 99.999% pure

 

[Buck]

Q) Isopropanol may contain how much Isopropyl Alcohol?









A) Forbidden

 

[Handruin]

Q) What message do you get from a 403 error











A) Dihydrogen Monoxide

 

[Jake the Dog]

q: what substance do some athletes regularly ingest large quantities of in an effort to gain a competitive edge over an opponent?




a: boot polish

 

[slo crostic]

q. what I'm going to be doing when I finish painting the boot lid of my car.












a. pomegranite

 

[slo crostic]

OK, that was a bad post.
sorry if I broke your game jake

 

[Bartender]

Q) What type of plant has bright orange flowers?



A) Cuppa

 

[Tea]

A) What size bra does the dyslexic boxer wear?




Q) Compaq.

 

[timwhit]

Q) Who makes the crappiest PC in the world?








A) Viagra

 

[flagreen]

Q) What is the breakfast of champions?










A) Blistex

 

[time]

Q. What thing on the desk in front of me comes into contact with my lips?

or

Q. What did the cowboy's wife say to him after making love?


A. Watermelon.

 

[Sol]

Q. Of which fruit is Misty Ann James of North Caroliner the queen?







A. Bovine

 

[Handruin]

Q. What Mad animal is in the secret level in Diablo I & II?








A. Toilet Paper

 

[timwhit]

Q) What is the one thing you don't want to run out of while camping?













A) Cheese Whiz

 

[Cliptin]

A) What is the one thing you don't want to run out of while camping?













A) collision

 

[Buck]

Q) What does the C in SCRS stand for?



A) billy

 

[Jake the Dog]

q: what is the colloquial name for an australian bushman's teapot?













a: arachibutyrophobia

 

[James]

Q. What is the fear of the rear end of spiders called?













A. Survey says : "No."

 

[Explorer]

Q) What does the C in SCRS stand for?

uhhh... California.

 

[.Nut]

[Q:]

What the hell U call that thing that go round and round on a hammond organ.

 

[Explorer]

[A:]

It's called a Leslie, and they weigh... well, they are plenty heavy.

 

[Jake the Dog]

uhhh... a quick google search revealed that SCRS can mean one of many things:

- Society of Collision Repair Specialists
- South Carolina Retirement Systems
- Saudi Centre for Remote Sensing
- Student Counseling and Resource Service


Explorer & .Nut (the same eh) ithe 1st post explain the rules of this game, please read them.


anyway, on from James' post:

A. Survey says : "No."

q: survey asked "should you bring your laptop with you on your honeymoon?"












a: the big bang theory

 

[Cliptin]

q. What is the answer to the "why trespassing is a bad idea in the south" hypothesis?
















a: cosmetology

 

[.Nut]

Explorer & .Nut (the same eh) ithe 1st post explain the rules of this game, please read them.

Rules, ehhh...??? I RULEZZZ !!!

uhhh... a quick google search revealed that SCRS can mean one of many things:

- Society of Collision Repair Specialists
- South Carolina Retirement Systems
- Saudi Centre for Remote Sensing
- Student Counseling and Resource Service

It could also be the plural of Silicon Control RectifierS

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

[Q]: Nail-polishing is part of which science? (!)


[A]: Imelda Marcos

 

[.Nut]

[A]: Imelda Marcos

[Q:] Woman with a million shoes and Queen of the Philippines.


[A:] Her father was publisher Dick Simon.

 

[flagreen]

Q) Who said "I can stop buying shoes any time I want"?










A) .Nut

 

[flagreen]

Damn I got beat to the post again.

 

[flagreen]

[A:] Her father was publisher Dick Simon.

Q) Who is Carly Simon?







A) I don't know.

 

[P5-133XL]

[A:] Her father was publisher Dick Simon.

A) I don't know.

Q) What that that have to do with it?



A) The 3rd letter of the 3rd book on the 3rd shelf in the 3rd house owned by the 3rd person on the 3rd street in the 3rd town that Jack built.

 

[time]

Q. What is the letter "E" and where is it found?




A. That's all there is. There isn't any more.

 

[Jake the Dog]

q: what did adam begrudgingly say to eve when she peeked under his fig leaf?












a: substrictus

 

[Buck]

Q) What is the distance between a head and media?






A) subterfugio

 

[Handruin]

q: what did adam begrudgingly say to eve when she peeked under his fig leaf?

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

 

[Bartender]

Q) What Tea will need to do if I ever catch her pilfering my special supply of booze?





A) Ganymede

 

[Jake the Dog]

q: which is the largest sattelite in our solar system?













a: quadriceps femoris

 

[.Nut]

A: The primary muscle used by most knee-jerk liberals.


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Q: Was Huckleberry Finn actually from Finland ?

 

[P5-133XL]

Q: Was Huckleberry Finn actually from Finland ?

A) No. Imaginary people come from imaginary places and Finland is real.



Q) How many ________________ does it really take to screw in a light bulb?