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Thanks to Sulo Kallas for sending me this little post from the old SR, which he saved before the MBF. The thread was on the topic "most unusual computer-related injury", or something similar. If you feel inspired, add your own tales below.
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Quite a few years ago, when Red Hill was just a baby, I used to work from home. I sold a new system to a guy, top of the range thing, a 286-12 I think it was. All the goodies: 640 x 480 14 inch VGA screen, twin floppy drives, 40MB hard drive, 24-pin dot matrix printer, the works. He liked it, recommended that his brother in Canbera buy one too. (Canbera is maybe 400 miles from here.)
So his brother, on his next trip back to Victoria to visit his family, arranged to pop into my place on Sunday morning to pick up the new machine. I didn't usually work on Sundays but made an exception since the guy was travelling so far. Built the thing on Saturday afternoon, just had a couple of loose ends to tie up.
Got up early on Sunday, did this and that, was nearly ready to bolt the lid on and put it in the shipping carton. I used to work on the floor in those days, hated benches. (Still do, as a matter of fact, at least when I work at home. At the office I have become old and conventional.) Anyway, I brushed my bare foot just a little to close to the mini-tower case as I stepped past it, felt a slight contact, no pain at all. I don't think I even said a rude word, which seeing as I was alone in the room, should indicate the triviality of the contact.
So I glanced down, thought "Oh, I've cut my toe" and then "hello, what's this?" It was a flap of skin sitting on the carpet six inches or so from my foot. "Oh - it's a piece of my toe." The sharp case edge had done me in.
This, however, was only the start of my saga. Not wanting to stain the carpet, I looked around for a bandage. Couldn't find one. Looked everywhere. None to be found. Closest I could find was, of all things, a packet of my girlfriend's sanitary pads.
Oh well, I thought, that ought to do. Blood is blood after all. The napkin won't know it's on my toe instead of the other place it was designed for.
So, seeing as I was bleeding like a stuck pig, I fastened that around my toe with some sticky tape and then tied a clean tea-towel around the lot.
Dressed in that rather unusual style, I handed over the computer, then returned my attention to my injury.
The bit of left-over skin, I discovered, was rather larger than I would have expected, quite thick. I threw it away and examined my foot. The tea-towel was leaking. I was getting blood all over the floor. I unwrapped it and pondered. The sanitary napkin, I realised, was designed to absorb blood, not to staunch the flow of it, and it had absorbed so much that it was leaking through into the cloth.
Figuring that it would stop sooner or later, I replaced the napkin with a fresh one, bound it up as tight as I could, wrapped a fresh tea-towel around it, got on with my day.
Come about 5 or 6 o'clock that night, it was still bleeding. Damn it, I thought, I can't go to bed like this, guess I better do something about it.
So I hopped into the car and drove around to my girlfriend's place, having some difficulty operating the pedals with the wrong foot. (That was the only automatic I've ever owned - couldn't have done it in a manual.)
"Hi Louise, can you put a bandaid on this for me please?" I asked her.
She unwrapped it, giggling at my improvised bandage. Then: "No way! I'm not touching that. You go straight to hospital!"
"It's only a cut."
"It's a bloody big one! You need a doctor. Get into the car, I'm taking you
to casualty."
"But ... Oh ... OK then."
When I got to see the doctor, he straight away asked for the other half of
my toe.
"What for?"
"So I can graft it back on again."
Oh.
I explained that I already threw it away about eight hours ago. No dice.
Once he cleaned it up and stopped the bleeding I could see that I had taken the entire top half of my little toe off, clean as a whistle, and right down to the bone.
I had to go back and have the dressing changed several times, and to my girlfriends great delight, the first time the nurse unwrapped it ready for the doctor to inspect and re-wrap, I looked down at it for a while, just curious really, and ....
fainted
Just like that. Only time in my life I have ever fainted. Don't know why. Just ... out. I was sitting in a chair looking at my toe and then ... first
thing I knew I was on top of a hospital bed with all these people looking at me. Very embarrassing.
Anyway, it healed up after a few weeks and now I have a funny flat spot on my right little toe: the other one is more or less conical, this one is sort
of semi-circular. And the really silly thing is that I never had one single moment of pain from it, not from the moment I did it until today, maybe 11 or 12 years later. Not even so much as a mosquito bite. But I'll never live down that moment when I fainted in the hospital.
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Quite a few years ago, when Red Hill was just a baby, I used to work from home. I sold a new system to a guy, top of the range thing, a 286-12 I think it was. All the goodies: 640 x 480 14 inch VGA screen, twin floppy drives, 40MB hard drive, 24-pin dot matrix printer, the works. He liked it, recommended that his brother in Canbera buy one too. (Canbera is maybe 400 miles from here.)
So his brother, on his next trip back to Victoria to visit his family, arranged to pop into my place on Sunday morning to pick up the new machine. I didn't usually work on Sundays but made an exception since the guy was travelling so far. Built the thing on Saturday afternoon, just had a couple of loose ends to tie up.
Got up early on Sunday, did this and that, was nearly ready to bolt the lid on and put it in the shipping carton. I used to work on the floor in those days, hated benches. (Still do, as a matter of fact, at least when I work at home. At the office I have become old and conventional.) Anyway, I brushed my bare foot just a little to close to the mini-tower case as I stepped past it, felt a slight contact, no pain at all. I don't think I even said a rude word, which seeing as I was alone in the room, should indicate the triviality of the contact.
So I glanced down, thought "Oh, I've cut my toe" and then "hello, what's this?" It was a flap of skin sitting on the carpet six inches or so from my foot. "Oh - it's a piece of my toe." The sharp case edge had done me in.
This, however, was only the start of my saga. Not wanting to stain the carpet, I looked around for a bandage. Couldn't find one. Looked everywhere. None to be found. Closest I could find was, of all things, a packet of my girlfriend's sanitary pads.
Oh well, I thought, that ought to do. Blood is blood after all. The napkin won't know it's on my toe instead of the other place it was designed for.
So, seeing as I was bleeding like a stuck pig, I fastened that around my toe with some sticky tape and then tied a clean tea-towel around the lot.
Dressed in that rather unusual style, I handed over the computer, then returned my attention to my injury.
The bit of left-over skin, I discovered, was rather larger than I would have expected, quite thick. I threw it away and examined my foot. The tea-towel was leaking. I was getting blood all over the floor. I unwrapped it and pondered. The sanitary napkin, I realised, was designed to absorb blood, not to staunch the flow of it, and it had absorbed so much that it was leaking through into the cloth.
Figuring that it would stop sooner or later, I replaced the napkin with a fresh one, bound it up as tight as I could, wrapped a fresh tea-towel around it, got on with my day.
Come about 5 or 6 o'clock that night, it was still bleeding. Damn it, I thought, I can't go to bed like this, guess I better do something about it.
So I hopped into the car and drove around to my girlfriend's place, having some difficulty operating the pedals with the wrong foot. (That was the only automatic I've ever owned - couldn't have done it in a manual.)
"Hi Louise, can you put a bandaid on this for me please?" I asked her.
She unwrapped it, giggling at my improvised bandage. Then: "No way! I'm not touching that. You go straight to hospital!"
"It's only a cut."
"It's a bloody big one! You need a doctor. Get into the car, I'm taking you
to casualty."
"But ... Oh ... OK then."
When I got to see the doctor, he straight away asked for the other half of
my toe.
"What for?"
"So I can graft it back on again."
Oh.
I explained that I already threw it away about eight hours ago. No dice.
Once he cleaned it up and stopped the bleeding I could see that I had taken the entire top half of my little toe off, clean as a whistle, and right down to the bone.
I had to go back and have the dressing changed several times, and to my girlfriends great delight, the first time the nurse unwrapped it ready for the doctor to inspect and re-wrap, I looked down at it for a while, just curious really, and ....
fainted
Just like that. Only time in my life I have ever fainted. Don't know why. Just ... out. I was sitting in a chair looking at my toe and then ... first
thing I knew I was on top of a hospital bed with all these people looking at me. Very embarrassing.
Anyway, it healed up after a few weeks and now I have a funny flat spot on my right little toe: the other one is more or less conical, this one is sort
of semi-circular. And the really silly thing is that I never had one single moment of pain from it, not from the moment I did it until today, maybe 11 or 12 years later. Not even so much as a mosquito bite. But I'll never live down that moment when I fainted in the hospital.