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Storage? I am Storage!
I'm probably going to be showing my age here, but who has - or is intending to - put up Xmas lights?
The rot set in when we moved into the current house. All six immediate neighbours had made at least some effort. The killer was the guy more or less opposite; he had probably 40+ light sets. This is actually less than the street where we were, but in that case the culprit was 200m away at the end of the street.
So, last year, with little money and even less time, my wife managed to find a 'fairy light' set of 300+ lights, as well as a set of four 'Christmas Bells', the latter being green and red LED and therefore surprisingly bright - and cool to behold.
The fairy lights stank - you could hardly tell they were on.
So this year, I was determined to up the ante slightly. My first preference was LED 'icicle' lights, preferably blue; these invariably look stunning. Unfortunately, a few million other people had the same idea, and I couldn't even source the configuration I wanted from Chinese suppliers (remembering I'm essentially a cheapskate).
I ended up, at the wife's suggestion, at the local discount barn, appropriately named "The Warehouse". No useful LED lights, but a reasonable selection of 'rope lights'. I immediately secured the remaining blue samples, because that's the rarest color in incandescent - although they turned out to be blue and white, and static, but I maintain you can mistake them for icicles if you squint enough.
Anyway, a couple of those, a pair of green and red 'chaser/multifunction' rope lights, an 'imploding star' net light (like a spider web - you have to stake out the 5 corners!) and a lit-outline Santa Claus with a rather feeble waving hand, and you have a plugboard-duct tape nightmare waiting for the next storm to test the veracity of your Earth Leakage Detection equipment.
It also looks kinda good, although a couple of people in the street have stocked up on LED leviathons, and the neighbour opposite appears to have boosted his arsenal to 50+ light sets ...
So, has anyone else here done their bit to cheer the children and warm the planet?
The rot set in when we moved into the current house. All six immediate neighbours had made at least some effort. The killer was the guy more or less opposite; he had probably 40+ light sets. This is actually less than the street where we were, but in that case the culprit was 200m away at the end of the street.
So, last year, with little money and even less time, my wife managed to find a 'fairy light' set of 300+ lights, as well as a set of four 'Christmas Bells', the latter being green and red LED and therefore surprisingly bright - and cool to behold.
The fairy lights stank - you could hardly tell they were on.
So this year, I was determined to up the ante slightly. My first preference was LED 'icicle' lights, preferably blue; these invariably look stunning. Unfortunately, a few million other people had the same idea, and I couldn't even source the configuration I wanted from Chinese suppliers (remembering I'm essentially a cheapskate).
I ended up, at the wife's suggestion, at the local discount barn, appropriately named "The Warehouse". No useful LED lights, but a reasonable selection of 'rope lights'. I immediately secured the remaining blue samples, because that's the rarest color in incandescent - although they turned out to be blue and white, and static, but I maintain you can mistake them for icicles if you squint enough.
Anyway, a couple of those, a pair of green and red 'chaser/multifunction' rope lights, an 'imploding star' net light (like a spider web - you have to stake out the 5 corners!) and a lit-outline Santa Claus with a rather feeble waving hand, and you have a plugboard-duct tape nightmare waiting for the next storm to test the veracity of your Earth Leakage Detection equipment.
It also looks kinda good, although a couple of people in the street have stocked up on LED leviathons, and the neighbour opposite appears to have boosted his arsenal to 50+ light sets ...
So, has anyone else here done their bit to cheer the children and warm the planet?