Help The Giver pick a new Proffesion...

[The Giver]

The Giver is considering the following;

1) Marriage Counselor

2) Suicide Prevention Hotline Operator

3) Conflict Resolution Mediator

What do you think Boys? Your suggestions are welcome....

 

[Mercutio]

4. Sanitation Engineer?
5. Colo-Rectal surgeon?
6. Ordinance Disposal?
7. Towel-boy at a San Francisco bathhouse?
8. Staff Writer for Ms. magazine?
9. Battery taste tester?
10. America Online Level 1 Technical Support?
11. Chicken Sexer (yes, this is a real job)?
12. Spice Girl
13. Iraqi Resistance leader
14. Surrogate Womb

 

[The Giver]

Hmmm.... Which of those are salary plus "all you can eat" type jobs?

 

[P5-133XL]

I can jump on this band-wagon

15. Mime
16. Professional Yes Man, Butt kisser, Ass Licker, ...
17. Crawl-Space inspector
18. Septic Tank cleaner
19. Murder/Suicide crime sceen cleaner
20. Professional Psychiatric drug tester subject
21. Apologist for the Hamas (palestinian terrorist organization)
22. The person that informs family members of the death of a loved one
23. Bounty hunter

Got the idea yet?

 

[cquinn]

I like

Conflict Resolution Mediator

it sounds vague enough that you could include most of the
other professions in its job description.


11. ...Yes, it is a real job.

12. ...Weren't they getting together again?

19. ...At least they (the good ones) get protective gear and training on
what to watch out for.

24. Telephone Sanitizer

 

[Jake the Dog]

12. Spice Girl

haha! good one :lol:

I would think philanthropy would suit The Giver.

 

[Mercutio]

24. White House Phonics Tutor
25. Personal Assistant to Rev. Louis Farrakhan
26. Exhibit B in "The Trial of the Century"
27. Page 3 girl for "The Wall Street Journal"
28. Diversity Coordinator for the Ku Klux Klan
29. Jet or Shark
30. 2nd Bill in a Tijuana Donkey Show
31. Starring role in a "Faces of Death" movie
32. Bellowing, Shirtless appearance in teaser for Fox's "Cops"
33. Oberon, King of the Fairies
34. "Human Subject", Glidden Cosmetics Division
35. Jazz Tap Instructor, Harlen County, KY Maximum Security Correctional Facility
36. Trailer Park p1mp
37. Anna Nicole Smith's "Love Weasel"
38. Reactor Shielding
39. Meat Packer
40. Spokesman for NAMBLA

 

[The Giver]

Mercutio,

The Giver's sides are splitting - enough!

Alll of you guys are at your best when your being mean!

 

[Mercutio]

Oddly enough, the Giver is not the first person to tell me I'm good at being mean.

41. Aunt Jemima
42. Professional Fencepost
43. Forensic Dermatologist
44. Small Ungluate Taxidermist
45. Traffic Cone
46. Burn Victim
47. Sumo Accountant
48. Bikini-wax stylist to portly celebrities
49. Patient 0
50. Crack whore

 

[Pradeep]

Actually chicken sexers in Australia make mucho $$$.

 

[fool]

51. Dentist.
(that’s an orthodontist to you yanks)
52. Whatever the job title is for the guys who clean the fat out of the sewers underneath the restaurant district of any major city is.

 

[Pradeep]

51. Dentist.
(that’s an orthodontist to you yanks)
52. Whatever the job title is for the guys who clean the fat out of the sewers underneath the restaurant district of any major city is.

A dentist would be one who deals with general dental surgery. An orthodontist would be one who specialises in braces etc. A fair bit of training to become one, but pays extremely well.

 

[blakerwry]

53. The bearded lady
54. Highschool photographer
54. Fabio's hair brush

 

[Buck]

0) Bombay Sapphire Taste Tester

Oh, sorry, thought this was a job for DB.

 

[mubs]

56) Fight instigator (you used to do that a lot of SR!)

And if you do pick #24, please, as a top priority, make him say nuclear right.

 

[fool]

And if you do pick #24, please, as a top priority, make him say nuclear right.

Which in and of itself would ensure you five lifetimes worth of good karma

 

[The Giver]

Well despite all of your excellent suggestions, The Giver has settled on "Personal injury Attorney".

 

[mubs]

Scumbag.

 

[The Giver]

Scumbag.

Need a lawyer? Have you, or has anyone you know, been been injured recently? If so....

 

[mubs]

Yeah, yeah, I know who to call. But if people are to believe you're a lawyer, you'll need to change your moniker to "The Taker".

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

57. Fluffer in an animal porn movie.

 

[Mercutio]

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Don't say I didn't warn you.

 

[Prof.Wizard]

I wasn't aware that The Giver was so... big!? :-?