I am a monumental sex god who loves to taste dinosaurs

Clocker

Storage? I am Storage!
Joined
Jan 14, 2002
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3,554
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USA
You are a confused stompslut who loves to mount hookers
 

Jake the Dog

Storage is cool
Joined
Jan 27, 2002
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895
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melb.vic.au
lol. my second try one was a classic (couldn't share my first one)

"You are a masturbating porn-star who loves to locate hooters"
 

Mercutio

Fatwah on Western Digital
Joined
Jan 17, 2002
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I am omnipresent
Once I got to a flash-enabled PC and figured out how it worked.

You are a cock-heavy virgin who loves to gulp beavers.

Yes, that was my first and only try. Oddly true, in my case. :|
 
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