As time is money (and my time in particular is highly valued by yours truly), I have put together the following price list for services rendered here in the SF forums;
Edit your text for you - $7.95 per instance
Edit someone else's text for you - $14.95 per instance
Delete your offensive post for you - $10.95 per instance
Delete someone else's offensive post for you - $19.95 per instance
Delete all of someone else's posts on your behalf - $39.95 per member
(much better deal than the per instance charge!)
Bounce an unruly patron from Pub for you - $10.95
(additional service charge of $4.95 will be required to bounce DB)
Bounce a sober Patron from the Pub - Free if one should ever appear.
Bounce any Patron caught drinking Schlitz, Fosters or La Batts - No charge.
Force Tea to put on decent clothing prior to entering the premises - No charge.
All prices = US Dollars (No funny money please!)
PayPal accepted.
Note - Any negative feedback from this announcement will be immediately deleted.
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Edit your text for you - $7.95 per instance
Edit someone else's text for you - $14.95 per instance
Delete your offensive post for you - $10.95 per instance
Delete someone else's offensive post for you - $19.95 per instance
Delete all of someone else's posts on your behalf - $39.95 per member
(much better deal than the per instance charge!)
Bounce an unruly patron from Pub for you - $10.95
(additional service charge of $4.95 will be required to bounce DB)
Bounce a sober Patron from the Pub - Free if one should ever appear.
Bounce any Patron caught drinking Schlitz, Fosters or La Batts - No charge.
Force Tea to put on decent clothing prior to entering the premises - No charge.
All prices = US Dollars (No funny money please!)
PayPal accepted.
Note - Any negative feedback from this announcement will be immediately deleted.
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