Moderation Prices

[flagreen]

As time is money (and my time in particular is highly valued by yours truly), I have put together the following price list for services rendered here in the SF forums;

Edit your text for you - $7.95 per instance

Edit someone else's text for you - $14.95 per instance

Delete your offensive post for you - $10.95 per instance

Delete someone else's offensive post for you - $19.95 per instance

Delete all of someone else's posts on your behalf - $39.95 per member
(much better deal than the per instance charge!)

Bounce an unruly patron from Pub for you - $10.95
(additional service charge of $4.95 will be required to bounce DB)

Bounce a sober Patron from the Pub - Free if one should ever appear.

Bounce any Patron caught drinking Schlitz, Fosters or La Batts - No charge.

Force Tea to put on decent clothing prior to entering the premises - No charge.

All prices = US Dollars (No funny money please!)

PayPal accepted.

Note - Any negative feedback from this announcement will be immediately deleted.

:beer:

 

[James]

Bill, I'm writing out a cheque (you might call it a "check"). Shall I make it out to "Reality"?

 

[flagreen]

Bill, I'm writing out a cheque (you might call it a "check"). Shall I make it out to "Reality"?

Make it out to "thought it was worth a try?".

 

[Tannin]

Bloody rip-off monopoly pricing. No wonder your name is Bill.

Mercutio, when are you going to set up in competition, and how big a discount are you offering?

 

[Handruin]

Sorry for my slow response time. Mecutio should be able to offer competitive prices soon! (Once the realization sets in that he has become a moderator)

 

[flagreen]

Remember fellas', you get what you pay for.

What you want is experience and maturity. Someone you can have confidence in. You work hard for your money don't you? Why take a chance with some "Johnnie come lately" who might just walk off with your money or screw up and edit the wrong post?

 

[Mercutio]

I'm Green!

I became a moderator 27 days ago., and I noticed Doug finally got around to shoving my responsibility on to me.

Mercutio-Brand Moderation: 25% cheaper than the competition.

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[timwhit]

Ha, I'm in WI not IL.

 

[Mercutio]

So where is your residence for the purpose of taxation?

 

[Bartender]

When did I lose control?

 

[Buck]

When did I lose control?

Don't worry Bartender, we'll sick Tea on any unruly patron. With her monkey like reflexes, shrilly voice, and abundant strength, we can manage the crowd.

BR