Has anyone seen such a thing? Basically I'm looking for an empty box with a parallel port adapter outside, and an IDE connector insided. I honestly thought such things had become fairly abundant recently (haven't I seen ads saying things like, "don't throw your old HDD out, turned it into a portable," etc.?) ... but having just searched for them I'm starting to think that maybe I imagined them. I see a few USB options, but nothing via parallel.