Welcome to Armageddon

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Happy End of the World, everyone.

As I write this, it's already over in Oz, but most of you guys are just looking out on the dawn of a new age. I guess the fact that I'm still here means I don't have to worry about Winter anymore. I'm pretty confident that CougTek will be joining me.

I'm off to bed, but I expect to wake up to news that a large crater has appeared where the U.S. of A. used to be, with everyone in God's own country whisked away to greener pastures.

I assume Tannin has gone on ahead to chair the committee charged with correcting American spelling - finally, he will have the last word.

Godspeed!

 

[Mercutio]

If you go by what those wacky christians' holy book says, when judgment day comes only 144000 people will be found worthy. So it might have happened and the rest of the believers just weren't good enough. They'll all be enjoying the locusts and boiling seas with the rest of us.

 

[jtr1962]

6:01 PM and I'm still here. Not that I was expecting any different.

 

[sechs]

If you go by what those wacky christians' holy book says, when judgment day comes only 144000 people will be found worthy.

Keep in mind that these people will be Jews....

 

[CougTek]

I don't get the part about Winter and no matter what happens South of here, it will still be quite a walk from where I am to where you are. Anyway, I'm not going anywhere untill Tuesday.

 

[LiamC]

I don't get the part about Winter and no matter what happens South of here, it will still be quite a walk from where I am to where you are. Anyway, I'm not going anywhere untill Tuesday.

They tell me it's quite warm in that "other place", you know, where sinners, ne'er-do-wells and Americans are sent to... :-D

http://www.maths.tcd.ie/~afarrell/things/Hell.html

 

[CougTek]

The end of the world will have to wait. There's no free spot in my agenda for dying before Tuesday.

 

[Chewy509]

Hi Guys,

Sorry for not posting sooner, but the connection latency from this spaceship is a killer. We're just passing Neptune at the moment and will enter hyperspace once we get passed the outer planets. Something about engaging the hyperdrive and a mass gravity well?

I'll post again once we reach our destination on the promised planet, where connection to Earth's Internet won't have the latency problems...

 

[LunarMist]

Did I miss something? Is Canada affected?

 

[Tannin]

Chewy - great post!

 

[Handruin]

Iceland's volcano has begun to erupt... wneddnce:

 

[LunarMist]

That is hardly an armageddon.

 

[mubs]

Sunday, 1pm. Boring weekend so far!

 

[Chewy509]

And lets us never forget: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjz16xjeBAA

 

[Bozo]

It's Monday morning. Did I miss anything?

 

[LunarMist]

Where are you that it is Monday morning?

 

[Bozo]

Where are you that it is Monday morning?

Twilight Zone

 

[Chewy509]

It's currently 12:25am Monday morning for me? (I'm UTC+10).

Bozo is either in Australia, New Zealand, Fiji (or other close island), or far-east Russia?

Time to go to bed though, since I have Uni in the morning.

 

[LunarMist]

I thougth he was usually in the US Eastern zone.

 

[Bozo]

I thougth he was usually in the US Eastern zone.

I'm in whatever timezone/day my pill box tells me I'm in.

 

[LunarMist]

I'm in whatever timezone/day my pill box tells me I'm in.

Maybe you need to reset the time. I use a GPS for setting the time accurately.

 

[jtr1962]

Now that this guy is 0 for 2 predicting the end of the world, I suggest a new holy book. This one sounds good.

 

[paugie]

The guy who did the predicting did not know how to understand what he was reading. AFAIK it said, no one knows when it will happen except... No need to change the book.

Let's just wait until he runs out of years. He's 89 already.

 

[LunarMist]

Who is the person you are writing about and what are all the predictions?

 

[Chewy509]

Who is the person you are writing about and what are all the predictions?

Either JC, or in reference to Matthew 24. ( http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+24&version=NIV )

Mind you JC never did announce the date, but rather the conditions to which it was to occur.

PS. JC = Jesus Christ.

 

[LunarMist]

I thought it was supposed to be in 2012.

 

[jtr1962]

Who is the person you are writing about and what are all the predictions?

Harold Camping

He "predicted" the end of the world in 1994 also.

 

[LunarMist]

Oh, I missed the Rupture due to being in Canada.

 

[Mercutio]

So Chewy, how is Kolob?

 

[Chewy509]

So Chewy, how is Kolob?

No idea - got sent back through the Chapai'ai onboard the ship because I contacted the undeserving. Apparently we weren't meant to do that. :nono:

 

[Bozo]

Where are you that it is Monday morning?

It's Monday now, right?

 

[LunarMist]

Yes it is/was. Victoria day.