Anyone here live near a Jimmy John's? $3 for a really excellent sub.
I've never had Indian food. I like Thai, but both the Thai places I've been to are out of business.
Burger King's fries are a crime against humanity. They're proof that BK hates us. They taste a lot like fried packing peanuts. Burger King also uses only the most noxious onions and pickles imaginable.
McDonalds: Good fries, and I like McNuggets. Cheeseburgers are a comfort food. Not so much that they're good, but that they are what they are.
White Castle. Possibly worse than Burger King. They used to have mini-corn dogs, which were awesome. Now they have only items better suited to greasy, soggy construction materials. Certainly nothing I'd put in my mouth.
Boston Market. There's only one in Northwest Indiana. I like their Meatloaf and the creamed spinach, but quality is really uneven on the side items.
KFC: Wraps are good. I've also noticed that the twice-fried "Extra Crispy" is less greasy than "Original Recipe". I'm not a fan.
Popeye's: Chicken is mostly gross. Red Beans and Rice is a fast food meal of the gods, however, and redeems all other sins.
Long John Silver's: Good in small doses. I like fried clams.
Wendy's: Salads are good. Chili is good. Everything else they serve is another sign that there is no god.
Taco Bell: In 1995-6 I had the most visited Taco Bell page on the internet. Some famously weird rock band had it linked on their page. I worked a graveyard shift at a computer lab with scanners that was about two blocks from a Taco Bell, so I scanned everything I could take out of the store in my backpack, up to and including the food. People sent me Taco Bell stories, including stuff like descriptions of working at Taco Bell while high. There was Taco Bell fiction, theme music in painstakingly transcribed MIDI, Taco Bell testimonials, and comparisons between Taco Bell spokespersons (Willie Nelson) and other product spokesmen (Rush Limbaugh for Orange Juice, Michael Jackson for Pepsi et al). Then Purdue and I got a C&D letter from Tricon (parent of Taco Bell, KFC and Pizza Hut) and I didn't have a web page any more (Taco Bell didn't have a page of its own until 1999, by the way).
Anyway, Taco Bell food is hopelessly generic, made with the same 7 ingredients, but somehow they continue to tricking me into eating it. I like "7 Layer Burritos" best.
Subway: I'm annoyed that Subway costs so much more than Jimmy John's, and isn't as good. I suppose it's reasonably healthy food but why am I paying $6 for a sandwich?
Quizno's: Same as Subway, only add another $1.50. Good Clam Chowder, though. Plus every one I've been in has had a clerk incapable of making change.
Panera Bread: I think they pave the streets of DuPage County (Fushigi's neighborhood) with these things. Someone once gave me directions to a meeting including "Turn right at the fourth Panera Bread". Food is great. It's healthy. There are always lots of employed, business-type image-conscious women in them. Too bad they don't have them where I actually
live.
TGI Fridays/Chilis/Applebees: Like Wendys, but without the redeeming qualities. Not really fast food either, but somehow they seem to be everywhere. Do people not have any taste?
Panda Express: Fast food Chinese. Almost always overcooked 'cause it's been on the steam table too long, generic and fairly tasteless for Chinese, but STILL better than most of the other fast food places.
Papa Murphy's: If you don't have these, you will, soon. $10 bake-it-yourself pizzas prepped before your eyes. They're phenomenal.
Papa John's: Best of the chain pizza joints, without question.
Pizza Hut: Used to have a stuffed pizza called a "Priazzo", which was awesome. Now has gimmick crust of the week and no redeeming qualities at all.
Dominos: Gives Free Will a bad name.
Fazoli's: Italian food should at least in theory should be very do-able as fast food. Messy, but easy to prep ahead of time. Fazoli's, at least, serves as a counter-proof to this possibility, being only technically digestable and only fast in comparison to a pensioner with a broken hip.
Why yes, I do eat out quite a bit.