Damn. I'm glad I didn't know that when I read it. Still would have been funny, but the way he told it, I could just hear the whole thing happening. I was in fits!
I could visualise it perfectly, especially the poor DJ.
Some years ago I used to do a computer show on local radio, and taking talkback we sure had some doozies - but that .... Hoolie Doolie! WTF would you say? I mean, put yourself in this guy's shoes. You're sitting there in the studio. You've got a live microphone sitting right there in front of you, and you can't leave dead air, and you just, just, just can't risk opening your mouth because the moment you do you are going to start laughting hysterically and uncontrollably, and you are supposed to be a cool, calm professional.
Basically, he just has to hope like hell that his producer has got it together to push some buttons for music.
What a shame it ain't true.