Zpeech Impediment?

[Piyono]

Has Tea developed a lizp?

Piyono

 

[Tea]

There iz nothing wrong with the way I talk, although I mozt zay that I've noticed that quite a few of my human friendz are having problemz with their "Z"z. But that'z OK, I'm getting quite uzed to it, and I never hold it againzt them. They are ztill nice people, and zome of them are quite intelligent.

 

[mubs]

No. Just an affectation. Chalk it down to her age.

 

[time]

My fault, I'm afraid. :wink:

 

[P5-133XL]

Think brain tumor near the speach center. The next stage will be personallity changes followed shortly by death.

I've been doing a public collection but so far all I've been able to collect are 25 out of 500 coupons needed for a free visit to a local speach therapest (In Salem). I contacted the military to see if they would donate transportation but unfortunately all planes are going to Iraq and they are not expected to return from there in my lifetime.

 

[Mercutio]

Bravo!

That was a good one, Mark.

I thought it had something to do with painting over the "s" key on Tea's keyboard, but I think the brain tumor story sounds a lot better.

 

[P5-133XL]

I also contacted several businesses for donations but was politely refused. From the "not on the record" discussions, it appears that they are afraid that anyone that looks and talks differently might be a Terrorist. They are deathly afraid of what the Govt. might to if they donated to a terrorist cause. Specificly, They think that all their assets will be frozen and eventually confiscated. Further there is risk that individuals would be held indefinately, without bail or trail, as a material witness.

 

[P5-133XL]

Sorry, That should habe been trial not trail

 

[mubs]

Guess you're pretty close to the action, Mark (that Intel guy held without charge and refused bail).

 

[Buck]

Juzt don't by a keyboard from Tea, because you'll end up with the zame problem.