57. You need more than one surge protector to power a single computer.
58. You don't turn on the furnace, all winter long.
59. You've used blank CD-Rs or electrical tape in foreplay.
60. This (v3.0) GIT/GMU/GH, s:++, !y**, DI++++, UH/UU++ UV+, P, C+++ !E---, V-, W, w+++, !M---, O--...