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    They've lost me this time

    "Thanks for staying with us, you're on CNN Sport." "Dave, last time we looked at the big game in the Geopolitical Arena, the station was going to run a major opinion poll. Do we have the results yet?" "Well, that's a good question, Ed. We actually did plan to have the survey done by now, with...
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    What do we all look like

    "Ed, did you hear about the gate over at Storage Forum Forum today?" "No, Dave. Big crowd, was it?" "Just the opposite, Ed. There was no-one there all day, bar the linsemen and the ball-boys." "Must be Thanksgiving, Dave." "Oh, and the Bartender, of course." "Tell you what, what's say you...
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    Who da best now?

    "Need to be shrunk? Damnit, what size underwear do you think I wear now?" "Take it easy, Ed. He's talking about our avatar." "Oh, Sorry about that." "Yes, and that's a big, big thankyou to all our viewers, and especially to Mr James of Sydney, who called in with the winning entry. You're on...
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    Who da best now?

    "Welcome back, you're on CNN Sport. Ed: you have some news for us, I hear?" "Well, more a case of no news, Dave. There has been a rumour flying around that the much-travelled Tannin is upset with his new avatar." "Yes, so I heard, Ed. The streets of Bagdad are alive with it. Anything to it?"...
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    answer and question time

    Question: "Welcome back to CNN Sport. I'm Dave Spadruck, and with me here in the studio is Ed Kowalski." "Molowski." "Sorry Ed. Anyway, we would like to apologise for the long transmission delay. Ed?" "Er .. it seems that someone opened that message marked "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves...
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    POLL: Test your marketing skills

    "Dave?" "Yes Ed?" "Did you see what those idiot Australians are asking now?" "Which idiot Australians, Ed? Seems like they are all idiots to me." "Tea and Tannin." "Nope. What are they asking Ed?" "Tea is running a poll to see what else people would buy when they are so stupid that they...
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    Folding@Home

    "Welcome back to CNN Sport, and thanks for staying with us. I'm Dave Spadruck, and it's time for our regular wrap up of the Folding Handicap. Well, you've seen the raw results, Ed, what do you make of them?" "Yes Dave, and can I just say first that we all appreciate the great job that our...
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    Spam defeated!

    "Thanks for staying with us. You're on CNN Sport and I'm Dave Spadruck. Ed. What do you think of the great Iconjacking Scandal?" "Storm in a ... er ... dare I say 'storm in a teacup', Dave?" "Guess you just did, Ed. We seem to be still on air, so I guess it must have been allright. But you...
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    What do we all look like

    "Ed?" "Dave?" "Have you managed to sleuth out any more photographs yet?" "No Dave. I've got the Papparatzi out but the last few members are proving very difficult to track down." "You're going to have to do better, Ed. We have a public that we are irresponsible to, you know." "You mean...
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    Jason hasn't posted on SR for one week!

    "Ed? They are asking us if we can slip over to Storage Review Stadium and do a telecast of the Pledge of Allegiance game. What do you think?" "Well, I guess it's time we did some more live coverage, Dave. Which game did you say it was again?" "Pledge of Allegiance, Ed." "Oh my God. They...
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    Folding@home Systems Synopsis

    "Dave?" "Yes Ed. The 50:20 score on the K6-III was using Win98SE. I gather that Tannin has another K6-III as well, running Windows NT, but we could only get timings for some other protein on that one. Guess we will have to wait for game day to learn more." "And Tea's Pentium III?" "98SE...
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    Folding@Home

    "Welcome back to CNN Sport. I'm Dave Spadruck and it's time for our regular roundup of the Folding League. Ed." "Thanks Dave, and the big mover this week isTeam Storage Forum." "A good young team, Ed, I think we featured then on our 'Rising Star' segment a couple of weeks ago." "That's right...
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    Folding@home Systems Synopsis

    "I think we can help there, Dave." "Sure can, Ed. My spies tell me that Tannin's K6-III/500s crunches one one-hundredth of a ProteinA in 50 minutes and 20 seconds, or thereabouts." "And Tea's menagerie?" "Sorry Ed, Tea has some pretty tight security, hard to get a camera in there. Only...
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    Moderator #3: call for nominations

    "Dave, do we have a winner?" "No Ed, they are still messing about calling for nominations." "Bloody bureaucrats. I don't know what the game is coming to these days. Would never have happened back when I was playing. You know, I think that if they used both hands, they couldn't even find their...
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    Wide URL: can your browser cope?

    "Dave, is your monitor OK?" "No, Ed. My screen is scrolling. Must be that damn new technician, what's his name again?" "Mozilla Win, Dave." "Yeah, that's the one. Damn cost-cutters over in the Admin building. Guess we better take a station break."
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    Folding@Home

    "Dave, we have an update." "Go right ahead Ed." "In the moves today at the Folding Stakes, we saw Cliptin pass The Prof to slip into 8th place." "He has a long way to go to catch P5_133XL though, Ed." "Yes Dave, Passing Prof Wizzard shows that you have moved out of the small-time. To pass P5...
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    May stats are in.

    ot us!
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    The IBM Deskstar 120GXP took a dive on my price list.

    "Dave, I think we have it!" "Sure do, Ed!" "Viewers, you might just have been witness to the Rant of the Year." "And you saw it right here on CNN Sport." "We'll be right back after this station break."
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    Just for you, Prof W

    "Some pretty strange countries around the globe, Dave." "Sure are, Ed. You know what they call computers in Australia?" "No Dave, what do they call computers in Australia?" "Mostly, it's 'You fu*king pox-ridden sh*t box!' - but sometimes they are a bit more blunt and a little less polite."...
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    What cool things can I do with Windows Whistler Server?

    "Hey! Who was that kid in the studio?" "Looked like Tannin's little sister to me, Dave." "Damn brat. If she's been posting under my handle again, she's in big damn trouble." "Dave, cool it, OK? She's a nice kid, just a bit forgetfull at times." "Aww hell, Ed, she should know better." "Just...
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    Epox vs Soltek

    Tried out one of theose ECS boards yesterday. Standard system, Athlon XP 1700, Legend DDR RAM, Samsung 40GB, Gforce II MX-200, Mitsubushi CD burner, A-Open case and power supply. Installed Windows 98SE and got a GPF near the end of the install. Changed the RAM, formatted C: and installed again...
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    Where are you (SR) people? :(

    "Welcome back to CNN Sport. I'm Dave Spadruck and I'm here live in the studio with expert commentator Ed Mowlowski." "It's good to be back, Dave." "It sure is, Ed. And I want to just take this moment to thank all you fans out there in homes around the country for staying with us. " "Always...
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