answer and question time

[Bartender]

Q) What does a "fill in the blank" question look like?




smell

 

[P5-133XL]

In case you haven't noticed, we have moved on from A->Q to Q->A. I suppose this is progress.

 

[Bartender]

In case you haven't noticed, we have moved on from A->Q to Q->A. I suppose this is progress.

I thought it was always Q->A, Jake started us off with the A, since any Q he came up with wouldn't apply for the first post.

 

[.Nut]

[A:] A bijou.



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smell

[Q:] Olfactory pertains to:

• 
  1.) Abandoned manufacturing facilities.
  
  2.) Smell.
  
  3.) Jonathan L. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ , inventor of edible glow-in-the-dark candy earthworms.

 

[Cliptin]

In case you haven't noticed, we have moved on from A->Q to Q->A. I suppose this is progress.

I thought it was always Q->A, Jake started us off with the A, since any Q he came up with wouldn't apply for the first post.

You are participating correctly Bartender. .Nut is being a dufus. You should cut him off or at least stop letting him drink directly from the tap.

 

[Explorer]

[Q:] A bijou is an exquisite trinket.





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[A:] Rambus

 

[Platform]

"I'll take Pondscum & Scalawags for $20."
OK, let's see Pondscum & Scalawags for $20.
[Q:] Name the company who produces the most overhyped and overpriced memory available.



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[A:] Larry Ellison.

 

[GIANT]

"I'll take Pondscum & Scalawags for $60."
OK, let's see Pondscum & Scalawags for $60.
[Q:] He looks like Satan, runs a large database company, and always has billgates on his mind.



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[A:] Producing nearly worthless "upgrades" every 6 to 9 months that cost money.

 

[Corvair]

"I'll take Pondscum & Scalawags for $40."
OK, let's see Pondscum & Scalawags for $40.
[Q:] How does the maker of Real Media Player (Real Networks) make a majority of its income?



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[A:] Direct Memory Access.

 

[Sol]

Q: In the event of faulty RAM, what technology will require the user to continually reinstall Windows?



A: Intrinsically flawed.

 

[Tea]

Q: How would one normally describe Sol's spelling?

Q: As compared to stumps, joists, bearers, and tongue and groove boards, what is the advantage of a concrete slab foundation? It's _____ ____?


A: Woof.

 

[Onomatopoeic]

[Q:] Tweeter, _ _ _ _ er.





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[A:] Dostoevsky.

 

[Buck]

Q) Fyodor Mikhailovich ________________: Novelist, Short story
writer, Essayist, and Journalist.






A) Tape

 

[Tannin]

Q: What is the worst possible form of backup?

A: "And I ask myself 'what am I doing here?' You may ask yourself the same question."

 

[Dozer]

Q: How do the words to that Talking Heads song go?


A: A bizarre form of entertainment.

 

[P5-133XL]

A: A bizarre form of entertainment.

Q) Sex


A) floaters: You know those things that cause disturbances in the eyes.

 

[Jake the Dog]

q: those things that cause disturbances in the eyes.













a: arsenic and old lace

 

[Fushigi]

q: What is an exceptionally funny black & white movie?





a: Cordless phones.

 

[slo crostic]

Q: what grandma's house smelt like after grandad died


A: Viking Eggeling

 

[Cliptin]

q: What are two things Napoleon kept in his baggage?












a: my left foot

 

[slo crostic]

doh! too late

Q: those phones that don't have cords on them


A: Viking Eggeling

 

[slo crostic]

i think i'll just give up

 

[Cliptin]

slo, Your last post goes well with your avatar.

 

[Jake the Dog]

q: how does one post a series of messages in this thread that will muck-up and confuse slo crostic?












a: 31/32th's

 

[slo crostic]

Q: oops, I lost a tooth. Now I have........


A: caboose

 

[Jake the Dog]

q: what is a stupid name given the the last carriage of a train that has a little part of a cabin on top of it?












a: HR puff'n'stuff

 

[slo crostic]

Q: the most annoying children's television show ever made is..........

Q2: some people call my car this :evil:


A:

 

[slo crostic]

whoops!

A: antidistablishmentarianism

 

[Jake the Dog]

q: what is the longest word found in the oxford english dictionary?













a: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

 

[Buck]

Q) A factitious word alleged to mean 'a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust' but occurring chiefly as an instance of a very long word.






A) VESA

 

[Fushigi]

Q: What type of credit card does an ESL person say they have?







A: The Seven Dwarves

 

[CNN Sport]

Question: "Welcome back to CNN Sport. I'm Dave Spadruck, and with me here in the studio is Ed Kowalski."

"Molowski."

"Sorry Ed. Anyway, we would like to apologise for the long transmission delay. Ed?"

"Er .. it seems that someone opened that message marked "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves: the real story."

"And?"

"Well, as you know, Dave, the office runs with a highly secure, state-of-the-art software suite, and ..."

"You're telling me they are still using Outlook?"

"I'm afraid so, Dave. Opened thir mail and ..."

"Crrrraaaasssh!"

"Yup."

"And so that's why this thread has been off the air since early August?"

"Yup."

"Well, there you have it, viewers. The full story of why we were off the air, and all because I opened an ... er ... because a junior employee went to ..."

"Too late, Dave. I think you spilled the beans."

"Er ... right. Guess I better ask the answer, then."

"Answer?"

"This is the Answer and Question thread, Ed."

"Right."

Answer: "Number 4."

 

[Tea]

Question: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to:

1) Divide
2) Round
3) Randomize
4) On a Pentium, all of the above



Answer: Fur.

 

[Handruin]

Question: What does Tannin have in his mouth after biting Tea during a heated argument?








Answer: Apple's Switch campaign

 

[Buck]

Question: What is one of the worst campaigns put forth by a manufacturer?




Answer: Customer Service

 

[Fushigi]

Question: What is virtually non-existent in the IT industry?



Answer: Home Theater.

 

[P5-133XL]

Question: What is virtually non-existent in the IT industry?



Answer: Home Theater.

Question: What do they all that place in the basement of the White House where they show movies.


Answer: And I thought this thread was dead.

 

[Jake the Dog]

Question: how would one reply if asked why this thread had been resurrected?

Answer: african coffee

 

[blakerwry]

Question: What has Juan Valdez been up to lately?






Answer: get a Microsoft® .NET Passport!

 

[Buck]

Question: What should you do if you prefer being a part of modern slavery?






Answer: Order Artiodactyla : Family Suidae : Sus scrofa Linnaeus