answer and question time

[A:] A bijou.



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Bartender said:
smell
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[Q:] Olfactory pertains to:

  • 1.) Abandoned manufacturing facilities.

    2.) Smell.

    3.) Jonathan L. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ , inventor of edible glow-in-the-dark candy earthworms.

 
Bartender said:
P5-133XL said:
In case you haven't noticed, we have moved on from A->Q to Q->A. I suppose this is progress.
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I thought it was always Q->A, Jake started us off with the A, since any Q he came up with wouldn't apply for the first post.
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You are participating correctly Bartender. .Nut is being a dufus. You should cut him off or at least stop letting him drink directly from the tap.
 
"I'll take Pondscum & Scalawags for $20."
OK, let's see Pondscum & Scalawags for $20.
[Q:] Name the company who produces the most overhyped and overpriced memory available.



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[A:] Larry Ellison.
 

"I'll take Pondscum & Scalawags for $60."
OK, let's see Pondscum & Scalawags for $60.
[Q:] He looks like Satan, runs a large database company, and always has billgates on his mind.



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[A:] Producing nearly worthless "upgrades" every 6 to 9 months that cost money.
 

"I'll take Pondscum & Scalawags for $40."
OK, let's see Pondscum & Scalawags for $40.
[Q:] How does the maker of Real Media Player (Real Networks) make a majority of its income?



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[A:] Direct Memory Access.
 
Q: In the event of faulty RAM, what technology will require the user to continually reinstall Windows?



A: Intrinsically flawed.
 
Q) A factitious word alleged to mean 'a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust' but occurring chiefly as an instance of a very long word.






A) VESA
 
Question: "Welcome back to CNN Sport. I'm Dave Spadruck, and with me here in the studio is Ed Kowalski."

"Molowski."

"Sorry Ed. Anyway, we would like to apologise for the long transmission delay. Ed?"

"Er .. it seems that someone opened that message marked "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves: the real story."

"And?"

"Well, as you know, Dave, the office runs with a highly secure, state-of-the-art software suite, and ..."

"You're telling me they are still using Outlook?"

"I'm afraid so, Dave. Opened thir mail and ..."

"Crrrraaaasssh!"

"Yup."

"And so that's why this thread has been off the air since early August?"

"Yup."

"Well, there you have it, viewers. The full story of why we were off the air, and all because I opened an ... er ... because a junior employee went to ..."

"Too late, Dave. I think you spilled the beans."

"Er ... right. Guess I better ask the answer, then."

"Answer?"

"This is the Answer and Question thread, Ed."

"Right."

Answer: "Number 4."
 
Question: What does Tannin have in his mouth after biting Tea during a heated argument?








Answer: Apple's Switch campaign
 
Fushigi said:
Question: What is virtually non-existent in the IT industry?



Answer: Home Theater.
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Question: What do they all that place in the basement of the White House where they show movies.


Answer: And I thought this thread was dead.
 
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