Dozer
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Question: What is the full scientific name for a wild boar?
Answer: The Great Smoky Mountains in Tennessee
Answer: The Great Smoky Mountains in Tennessee
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Dozer
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Question: What does a drive-by shooting on a horse sound like?
Answer: The Ondioline.
Answer: The Ondioline.
Question: What musical instrument made a notable appearance during the Brussels World Fair in 1958 when it was played on top of the Atomium building?
Answer: Bottled water
Answer: Bottled water
Question: Of all the absurd rip-off products that we "civilised" people have inflicted on ourselves, name one that eclipses even Coca-Cola for lack of value.
Answer: The semi-colon.
Answer: The semi-colon.
Buck
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Question: What pleasurable punctuation mark shares its name with a 4-piece Brisbane band?
Answer: Twill
Answer: Twill
Question: what sensation would Elmer Fudd describe as the best part of a rabbit hunt?
Answer: Twine
Answer: Twine
Question: How do you make 100 yrds fit easily in your pocket?
Answer: 524 licks
Answer: 524 licks
Dozer
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Question: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Answer: The world may never know
Answer: The world may never know
Tea
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(Damn it, Dozer, that's a famous quote. I saw it just the other day and I can't remember who or in what context.) (Sorry, I'll get out of the way now.)
Dozer
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Classic commercial of all time...Tannin's old Avatar should certainly appreciate it (remember Mr. Owl?) :lol:
Tannin
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Three small problems here: (a) I don't watch TV more than perhaps an hour in a month or two. (b) It's Australian TV. (c) It's almost invariably either ABC or SBS, neither of which have ads. (Well, SBS gets close these days, since Howard buggered it up, but I tune out anyway.) All in all, I'm no good on ads unless we are talking ~30 year old ones. Some of those I remember quite well.
But never fear. The owl will return, as will Tea's portrait. The sock puppets are just for a bit of a change. I'll get bored with them soon enough. Only question is, which owl? The reading one? Or the one with the eyes?
But never fear. The owl will return, as will Tea's portrait. The sock puppets are just for a bit of a change. I'll get bored with them soon enough. Only question is, which owl? The reading one? Or the one with the eyes?
Buck
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Question: Is the Ballarat dynamic duo a figment of our imagination, or the master plan of an evil Tsar?
Anwer: Casual Knickers - Plus Fours.
Anwer: Casual Knickers - Plus Fours.
Dozer
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Tannin,
I'm not sure if it was big in Australia, but here is a link that explains both of my quotes:
http://www.tootsie-roll.com/memoriesSpots.html
I'm not sure if it was big in Australia, but here is a link that explains both of my quotes:
http://www.tootsie-roll.com/memoriesSpots.html
Question: add 4 inches to your knockers and you get a ... ?
Answer: umbra.
Answer: umbra.
Jake the Dog said:
knickers, i meant knickers lol. freudian slip perhaps?
Buck
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Question: Who used the lyrics: "The world was moving she was floating above it", in one of their songs?
Answer: The Teutonic Order
Answer: The Teutonic Order
Buck
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Question: Pope Innocent III gave what order approval and authority of the Church in February 1199?
Answer: Dunny.
Answer: Dunny.
Sol
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Question: What are Americans really talking about when they refer to the bathroom.
Answer: Microsoft Clip Art
Answer: Microsoft Clip Art
Question: What is the worst search engine in the world used to search for? (hint: it comes packaged with an office product that ends with XP)
Answer: :eekers:
Answer: :eekers:
question: isn't that blakerwry an odd one?
answer: emancipation
answer: emancipation
Question: What is it callled when a Ruandan woman goes on a diet?
Answer: 99.94
Answer: 99.94
Question: What Celcius temperature is required to boil water at an altitude of 100 meters?
Answer: Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Answer: Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Actually, I had Don Bradman's batting average in mind, but WTF?
Cliptin
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Question: What occurs slightly faster than Molasses time?
Answer: Gustav Stickley[/quote]
Answer: Gustav Stickley[/quote]
thanks for the laugh clipton
Buck
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Question: Who established the Arts & Crafts movement and was born where the state beverage is milk, and the state Domestic Animal is Bos taurus?
Answer: Croweater
Answer: Croweater