answer and question time

[Dozer]

Question: What is the full scientific name for a wild boar?







Answer: The Great Smoky Mountains in Tennessee

 

[Ekaf-Ami]

Question: Where does the Marlboro Man live?





Answer: Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BANG! BANG! BANG! Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop....

 

[Dozer]

Question: What does a drive-by shooting on a horse sound like?



Answer: The Ondioline.

 

[blakerwry]

Question: What musical instrument made a notable appearance during the Brussels World Fair in 1958 when it was played on top of the Atomium building?



Answer: Bottled water

 

[The Grammar Police]

Question: Of all the absurd rip-off products that we "civilised" people have inflicted on ourselves, name one that eclipses even Coca-Cola for lack of value.



Answer: The semi-colon.

 

[Buck]

Question: What pleasurable punctuation mark shares its name with a 4-piece Brisbane band?




Answer: Twill

 

[Jake the Dog]

Question: what sensation would Elmer Fudd describe as the best part of a rabbit hunt?



Answer: Twine

 

[blakerwry]

Question: How do you make 100 yrds fit easily in your pocket?




Answer: 524 licks

 

[Dozer]

Question: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?



Answer: The world may never know

 

[Tea]

(Damn it, Dozer, that's a famous quote. I saw it just the other day and I can't remember who or in what context.) (Sorry, I'll get out of the way now.)

 

[Dozer]

Classic commercial of all time...Tannin's old Avatar should certainly appreciate it (remember Mr. Owl?) :lol:

 

[Tannin]

Three small problems here: (a) I don't watch TV more than perhaps an hour in a month or two. (b) It's Australian TV. (c) It's almost invariably either ABC or SBS, neither of which have ads. (Well, SBS gets close these days, since Howard buggered it up, but I tune out anyway.) All in all, I'm no good on ads unless we are talking ~30 year old ones. Some of those I remember quite well.

But never fear. The owl will return, as will Tea's portrait. The sock puppets are just for a bit of a change. I'll get bored with them soon enough. Only question is, which owl? The reading one? Or the one with the eyes?

 

[Buck]

Question: Is the Ballarat dynamic duo a figment of our imagination, or the master plan of an evil Tsar?





Anwer: Casual Knickers - Plus Fours.

 

[Dozer]

Tannin,

I'm not sure if it was big in Australia, but here is a link that explains both of my quotes:

http://www.tootsie-roll.com/memoriesSpots.html

 

[Jake the Dog]

Question: add 4 inches to your knockers and you get a ... ?






Answer: umbra.

 

[Jake the Dog]

Question: add 4 inches to your knockers and you get a ... ?

knickers, i meant knickers lol. freudian slip perhaps?

 

[J-Frog]

Q: Who designs picture frames, trash cans and other items?













A: Talking Heads

 

[Buck]

Question: Who used the lyrics: "The world was moving she was floating above it", in one of their songs?



Answer: The Teutonic Order

 

[Buck]

Question: Pope Innocent III gave what order approval and authority of the Church in February 1199?



Answer: Dunny.

 

[Sol]

Question: What are Americans really talking about when they refer to the bathroom.





Answer: Microsoft Clip Art

 

[blakerwry]

Question: What is the worst search engine in the world used to search for? (hint: it comes packaged with an office product that ends with XP)



Answer: :eekers:

 

[Jake the Dog]

question: isn't that blakerwry an odd one?





answer: emancipation

 

[The Grammar Police]

Question: What is it callled when a Ruandan woman goes on a diet?





Answer: 99.94

 

[blakerwry]

Question: What Celcius temperature is required to boil water at an altitude of 100 meters?


Answer: Peanut Butter Jelly Time

 

[The Grammar Police]

Actually, I had Don Bradman's batting average in mind, but WTF?

 

[Cliptin]

Question: What occurs slightly faster than Molasses time?


Answer: Gustav Stickley[/quote]

 

[blakerwry]

thanks for the laugh clipton

 

[Buck]

Question: Who established the Arts & Crafts movement and was born where the state beverage is milk, and the state Domestic Animal is Bos taurus?




Answer: Croweater