Josh Walrath at
Penstarsys has a curious
writeup up.
"An exercise in Forward Thinking" as he calls it, though it has a distinct taste of
"The Way I Wish Things Were" to it (at least I surely would like things to be anywhere that optimistic!). Have a lookie.
Without commenting on the article as a whole, I'll just note the last passage :
Can you imagine the worker at Best Buy showing a customer an Athlon XP 64 machine and saying, "This supports 64 bit processing, while that Pentium 4 over there ONLY supports 32 bit..." Where do you think the sale will go in most instances?
This one really cracked me up. If you ask me the situation will rather look as follows :
Joe Schmoe: Well, what do you suggest I should get for my son? He's mostly playing those new expensive games
<pained look on his face>, so it better run games real fast!
BB employee : You should definitely get the new Pentium 4 3 GigaHurts system sir! It's a speed demon! Really! Completely unbeatable!
Joe Schmoe: Is it...
<pulls a napkin with something scribbled on it out of his pocket, tries to read> Does it... Does it byte
"sixty four"? Is it
"sixty four" bitten? Can it byte
"sixty four" all at once?
<blushes, no idea what he's asking about>
BB employee : I beg your pardon?
Joe Schmoe: Well, on telly today I've seen some professor talk about those new computers, he said they can do something with their teeth and number
"64"... He said they were really advanced to byte like that!
BB employee : Oh, you mean is it 64 bit, sir?
Joe Schmoe: Right, right! 64 bit! I knew it had something to do with bytemarks! So, is it?
BB employee : Well, no sir, but why would you want to buy a 64 bit clone CPU made somewhere in China for your son anyway? You see, those clone thingies only run at 2 GigaHurts, while this super-hypelined, piper-scalar, NetBlast-architectured, internet-accelerated wonderful Pentium 4 system runs at 3 GigaHurts! It is a whole one GigaHurts faster, and it's an original all-American Intel product! Besides, there are no games that can byte them thingies sixty four at a time right now, and won't be any in the next five years because no one knows how to byte more than he can chew anyway!
Joe Schmoe: But on the telly they said...
BB employee : Aw, c'mon! Haven't you seen the blue men on the same channel yesterday, with the spaceman landing and telling them how fast the latest dual-sidelined, NetBoom-powered, raster-vectorizing Pentium 4 processor is? Well, who'd you rather believe, some senile boffin who can't tell a Pentium processor from a Kenwood food processor, or Intel's blue men? 3 Gigahurts, sir, 3 full GigaHurts! Think about it!!!
Joe Schmoe: Damn, you're right, of course! See, it's my wife, she made me write those damned
"bytes" down and told me to ask you about them! Women! I knew I shouldn't have listened to her!
<throws the napkin into trash bin> How much is for this hurts-a-lot-faster Pentagon thing then?
BB employee : That'll be just $4999 before-taxes-without-monitor-and-no-Windoze, and you get a top-of-the-line, best-of-breed, anti-static, anti-dynamic, fully textured mouspad with big BEST BUY logo on it
for free!!!
Joe Schmoe: Wow! Really? The mouse-thingie is absolutely free? Wrap it up then, this GigaHurts Pentagram progressor is my kind of progressor!!!