I managed to get an untouched (REAL) copy of Win8.1 with Bing x64. So that's what I'm using now. It actually grabbed my key from the BIOS and activated this time! I'm legal again!
My old Office '07 (I was hoping to use it for real Office compatibility, but nooooo...) license is apparently still in use. Strange, last time I installed that was almost three years ago on a system I've long since reformatted. But all is well: apparently all I have to do is talk to the right people on campus (in the tech dept. too!). They helped me get the Office 2013 academic edition or whatever installed. Apparently because our college has Office 365 licenses for all of us we're entitled to the offline version. Neat. Why ditch LibreOffice? There's this weird formatting quirk that, when documents created or edited in LibreOffice are opened in MS Word, when you go to print the last couple lines will be cut off. I got tired of getting points taken off my essays for ending abruptly (when I know darn well I didn't). I was at the end of my rope. If I hadn't got that legit Office 365 version installed, I'd likely have pirated a copy of 2010. I will not use that web app. It's not stable enough, at least, not for me it isn't.
Installed 7 on the GX270, installing all my older games on it. Everything that refuses to run on there (Oblivion, Skyrim, Fallout 3, Fallout New Vegas, and all of my Steam games, and other online-only games) I'm putting on the laptop. I'm sick and tired of installing fix after fix for games that I'll hardly if ever play again. Diablo 1? Runs fine on 7, all that has to be done is a registry entry added so DirectDraw doesn't make the colors drop LSD. Diablo II? Runs fine, no bones about it. All my emulators that I don't play anymore? Run great. Don't get me wrong, I'm still folding on it. So my WU count might be a bit high.
Went back to Firefox, and after fixing the UI I have no idea why I ever left for Chrome again in the first place. FF is all around faster for me, and it has a much better (read: more diverse and not subject to Google's terms and conditions) addon ecosystem.