Windows Browsers
Navigator 4.x for a long time. Note: Navigator, not the bloated horror they call Communicator. Geadually found myself using Internet Explorer 5 more and more, and it's probably fair to say that it became my primary Windows browser about a year or so ago. Netscape 6 probably had something to do with that. NS 6 was so horrible that it killed any little lingering thought I had that they would improve on Navigator 4.08 sooner or later.
So it was IE. Most of IE is pretty good, but (excuse me while I shout here) I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH BEING TREATED LIKE A BLOODY IDIOT ALL THE TIME! Sooner or later, IE was going to go.
Favourites I am not a bloody six year old! They are called "bookmarks" and I want bookmarks in my browser.
about:blank Why can't I have a plain blank screen when I want a plain blank screen?
Homepage issues Am I so bloody stupid that I can't be trusted to understand the difference between a start page and a home page? What if I want to always start with a blank page, but I want to be able to click "home" and go to my preffered home page?"
"The page cannot be displayed" I don't want to see that stupid bloody error page ever, ever ever again! Why you can't you just give me an alert box "page not found" or some such, and leave whatever content was up there before, because I might not be finished reading it.[/i]
Inability to save web pages without buggring them up. When I click "file: save as" I wan't to save the bloody file. I want that file, not some buggered-up Microsoft-sanitised version of it. If I click "File: save as" I want that exact page, nothing else.
On-line off-line issues Explorer is comprehensively unable to cope with dial-up users. Example: I cruise on over to Storage Review, open up six or eight pages I want to read in different windows, leave them ethere while I do something else. I log off to save hourly charges, or perhaps just because I want to use the telephone. Come back a little later to read the pages, and they are all gone - replaced by "server not found" error messages and that horrible bloody white page I complained about already. None of the other browsers do that, only IE. I've quite frequently gone awawy for a weekend or longer and come back to my OS/2 box to find 17 browser windows open, all showing exactly the same content they had last Friday.
Redirections If I type a URL incorrectly, I don't want to be taken to NinebloodyMSN! I want that mistyped URL to stay there in the address field exactly as I bloody typed it, because I want to bloody edit it and get to the place I'm looking for.
Address bar selection issues When I single-click between, for example, "http://www.storagefourum.net" and "/phpBB2/posting.php?mode=reply&t=354" I'm doing it for a reason. (Probably because I want to edit the address field. If I want to highlight the whole bloody address fileld I'll use the mouse or perhaps the keyboard to highlight the whole bloody address field! Me human, you computer. ME BOSS!
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What it comes down to, is that there is no single issue with Internet Explorer that makes it unusable. It is never-ending bombardment of minor issues, each one trivial in itself, that mounts up and up and up into an agonising web experience of a thousand cuts. Using Netscape is like having a March Fly sting you once every few hours. Hurts for ten seconds, then forgotten. Using IE is like sitting in the swamp below the sewage works, quietly watching the turds float by, while the sand flies and mosquitos strip you to the bloody bone. Every few seconds there is another tiny, tiny sting. I hate it!
Thank god I discovered Opera.