timwhit
Hairy Aussie
I installed Office 2003 tonight, because Word 2000 was acting funky. I'm not so sure I really like the new Office suite much. I used XP for a short time after it came out, but I went back to 2000 pretty quickly when I figured out that XP only offered more annoyances than 2000.
Anyways, here are some of the things that suck in 2003. Note: Thus far, I have only used Word and Access, but I'm sure the other applications have just as much suck as these two.
Word:
1. Help is by default told to connect to the internet to search for your query. You have to dig into a sub-screen of options in order to change this so that it will just use the help that is stored so conveniently on your hard drive.
2. The stupid menus where half the options are not there. When I click File, I want to see every option available to me, not the ones that I use the most. This has to be the most annoying feature in the world.
3. Research? There is now an option in word to help you do research. I thought neat, maybe it can give me some useful information since I am writing a research paper on the effects of Stalin's five year plans. Wrong. I type in "five year plan" and hit search. No Results. So, I try "Soviet Union". No Results. F*** this. Another useless feature that has found its way into the standard toolbar.
4. Smart Tags: These things are stupid. I don’t want an annoying little thing to pop up every time I paste something. When I wanted the smart tab to pop up, it didn’t. I copied a link for a website and pasted it into a paragraph; for some reason the whole paragraph is now in a different font. So I think where is that handy little smart tag so I can change it to match destination formatting and get rid of this different font. Not there. The one time I want it, the smart tag fails me.
Access:
1. Access isn’t the best application in the world, but 2000 was at least usable. I use it to store information on my DVDs, Books, etc. I tried to open up my books database so I could add some new entries, and I have to jump through hoops on security just to get this simple database, with one table, no macros, and no VBA code open. First it tells me that: “Security Warning: Unsafe expressions are not blocked, do you want to block unsafe expressions.” I assume this will mean that I won’t be able to use my database the way I’m accustomed to, so I tell it NO. Then it has the gall to ask me if I really want to open this file, along with a giant explanation telling me why I shouldn’t do it. I click YES. Then up pops another window, titled “Security Warning,” asking me for the second time if I want to open this database. I choose Open. So I figure no big deal, I will turn this crap off. Well, it took me about 10 minutes, but I found a way to turn it off as I was writing this. It wasn’t in options as someone might expect. No it was under Macros in the tools menu. I couldn’t tell you why.
Overall, I will give the package a couple days, and see if I can tweak the options enough to make it usable. If not I will uninstall and go back to Office 2000.
Anyways, here are some of the things that suck in 2003. Note: Thus far, I have only used Word and Access, but I'm sure the other applications have just as much suck as these two.
Word:
1. Help is by default told to connect to the internet to search for your query. You have to dig into a sub-screen of options in order to change this so that it will just use the help that is stored so conveniently on your hard drive.
2. The stupid menus where half the options are not there. When I click File, I want to see every option available to me, not the ones that I use the most. This has to be the most annoying feature in the world.
3. Research? There is now an option in word to help you do research. I thought neat, maybe it can give me some useful information since I am writing a research paper on the effects of Stalin's five year plans. Wrong. I type in "five year plan" and hit search. No Results. So, I try "Soviet Union". No Results. F*** this. Another useless feature that has found its way into the standard toolbar.
4. Smart Tags: These things are stupid. I don’t want an annoying little thing to pop up every time I paste something. When I wanted the smart tab to pop up, it didn’t. I copied a link for a website and pasted it into a paragraph; for some reason the whole paragraph is now in a different font. So I think where is that handy little smart tag so I can change it to match destination formatting and get rid of this different font. Not there. The one time I want it, the smart tag fails me.
Access:
1. Access isn’t the best application in the world, but 2000 was at least usable. I use it to store information on my DVDs, Books, etc. I tried to open up my books database so I could add some new entries, and I have to jump through hoops on security just to get this simple database, with one table, no macros, and no VBA code open. First it tells me that: “Security Warning: Unsafe expressions are not blocked, do you want to block unsafe expressions.” I assume this will mean that I won’t be able to use my database the way I’m accustomed to, so I tell it NO. Then it has the gall to ask me if I really want to open this file, along with a giant explanation telling me why I shouldn’t do it. I click YES. Then up pops another window, titled “Security Warning,” asking me for the second time if I want to open this database. I choose Open. So I figure no big deal, I will turn this crap off. Well, it took me about 10 minutes, but I found a way to turn it off as I was writing this. It wasn’t in options as someone might expect. No it was under Macros in the tools menu. I couldn’t tell you why.
Overall, I will give the package a couple days, and see if I can tweak the options enough to make it usable. If not I will uninstall and go back to Office 2000.