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Storage? I am Storage!
"Cloud software" = synonym for "software rental" = synonym for "same product, different delivery" = synonym for "vast increase in profit expected" = synonym for "customers hate it, walk away in droves" = synonym for "Adobe are greedy barstardz and everybody knows it and what's more they are looking like very, very stupid greedy barstards now 'coz their customer base is melting away like an iceberg in the sun. "Anti-virus software "in the cloud" is just what happens when marketing droids at the anti-virus company read the sales forecsts at Adobe and decide to pull the same three card trick instead of reading the actual sales numbers and running a million miles away.