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Fatwah on Western Digital
This is because every printer is fucking terrible.
I've had better experiences with Brother, so they're what I recommend and support. I don't even hate Brother MFC inkjets very much. Truthfully, I think the best way to print is to use whatever network printers you can use over a VPN to someplace you were meaning to go anyway. This works extremely well for me.
One of my customers had a giant stupid made in 2011 Brother 9970CDW that had printed less than 400 pages since 2011. They asked me to recycle it, so now it's my very own place to stack clothes that aren't dirty enough to put in the hamper.