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"Thanks for staying with us, you're on CNN Sport." "Dave, last time we looked at the big game in the Geopolitical Arena, the station was going to run a major opinion poll. Do we have the results yet?" "Well, that's a good question, Ed. We actually did plan to have the survey done by now, with...

"Ed, did you hear about the gate over at Storage Forum Forum today?" "No, Dave. Big crowd, was it?" "Just the opposite, Ed. There was no-one there all day, bar the linsemen and the ball-boys." "Must be Thanksgiving, Dave." "Oh, and the Bartender, of course." "Tell you what, what's say you...

"Need to be shrunk? Damnit, what size underwear do you think I wear now?" "Take it easy, Ed. He's talking about our avatar." "Oh, Sorry about that." "Yes, and that's a big, big thankyou to all our viewers, and especially to Mr James of Sydney, who called in with the winning entry. You're on...

"Welcome back, you're on CNN Sport. Ed: you have some news for us, I hear?" "Well, more a case of no news, Dave. There has been a rumour flying around that the much-travelled Tannin is upset with his new avatar." "Yes, so I heard, Ed. The streets of Bagdad are alive with it. Anything to it?"...

Question: "Welcome back to CNN Sport. I'm Dave Spadruck, and with me here in the studio is Ed Kowalski." "Molowski." "Sorry Ed. Anyway, we would like to apologise for the long transmission delay. Ed?" "Er .. it seems that someone opened that message marked "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves...

"Dave?" "Yes Ed?" "Did you see what those idiot Australians are asking now?" "Which idiot Australians, Ed? Seems like they are all idiots to me." "Tea and Tannin." "Nope. What are they asking Ed?" "Tea is running a poll to see what else people would buy when they are so stupid that they...

"Welcome back to CNN Sport, and thanks for staying with us. I'm Dave Spadruck, and it's time for our regular wrap up of the Folding Handicap. Well, you've seen the raw results, Ed, what do you make of them?" "Yes Dave, and can I just say first that we all appreciate the great job that our...

"Thanks for staying with us. You're on CNN Sport and I'm Dave Spadruck. Ed. What do you think of the great Iconjacking Scandal?" "Storm in a ... er ... dare I say 'storm in a teacup', Dave?" "Guess you just did, Ed. We seem to be still on air, so I guess it must have been allright. But you...

"Ed?" "Dave?" "Have you managed to sleuth out any more photographs yet?" "No Dave. I've got the Papparatzi out but the last few members are proving very difficult to track down." "You're going to have to do better, Ed. We have a public that we are irresponsible to, you know." "You mean...

"Ed? They are asking us if we can slip over to Storage Review Stadium and do a telecast of the Pledge of Allegiance game. What do you think?" "Well, I guess it's time we did some more live coverage, Dave. Which game did you say it was again?" "Pledge of Allegiance, Ed." "Oh my God. They...

"Dave?" "Yes Ed. The 50:20 score on the K6-III was using Win98SE. I gather that Tannin has another K6-III as well, running Windows NT, but we could only get timings for some other protein on that one. Guess we will have to wait for game day to learn more." "And Tea's Pentium III?" "98SE...

"Welcome back to CNN Sport. I'm Dave Spadruck and it's time for our regular roundup of the Folding League. Ed." "Thanks Dave, and the big mover this week isTeam Storage Forum." "A good young team, Ed, I think we featured then on our 'Rising Star' segment a couple of weeks ago." "That's right...

"I think we can help there, Dave." "Sure can, Ed. My spies tell me that Tannin's K6-III/500s crunches one one-hundredth of a ProteinA in 50 minutes and 20 seconds, or thereabouts." "And Tea's menagerie?" "Sorry Ed, Tea has some pretty tight security, hard to get a camera in there. Only...

"Dave, do we have a winner?" "No Ed, they are still messing about calling for nominations." "Bloody bureaucrats. I don't know what the game is coming to these days. Would never have happened back when I was playing. You know, I think that if they used both hands, they couldn't even find their...

"Dave, is your monitor OK?" "No, Ed. My screen is scrolling. Must be that damn new technician, what's his name again?" "Mozilla Win, Dave." "Yeah, that's the one. Damn cost-cutters over in the Admin building. Guess we better take a station break."