Well, I ended up getting the Sharp XR-20X and am incredibly happy with it. Let me brag with the specs:
2300 Lumens
1024x768
Dual VGA input (also supports composite, S-Video, whatever)
Digital Keystone
"Cool&Quiet mode" - 2000 Lumens at half the volume with 50% more bulb life.
I love it, now I...