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  1. Mercutio

    Happy new year

    Happy new year to everyone.
  2. Mercutio

    Best Net-Nannty Type Software

    Kids are bad. Turn in the IE RSAC ratings. That'll cut the number of pages they can visit to about 7.
  3. Mercutio

    Video editing solution? Burning to DVD?

    No, it should be "Curse you Sony, for existing in the first place."
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    Video editing solution? Burning to DVD?

    The Plextor unit only works with WinDVD Creator and a lightweight tool on Plextor's site. It caps directly to MPEG. There shouldn't BE any conversion, unless you want to put stuff in AVI format to use in some crappy old editing program. You can open the MPEG files it makes in just shy of...
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    Video editing solution? Burning to DVD?

    Remember to install all the updates and stuff off plextor's site before you get going.
  6. Mercutio

    Merry Christmas

    Bah Humbug!
  7. Mercutio

    Certifications

    Did I do anything that helped on that Sun cert? I don't remember doing anything helpful. I looked for some practice stuff but I don't recall finding any. Oh well. Congratulations JoJo!
  8. Mercutio

    Dell SC420 $224 free shipping

    For the money, considering the upgrades involved, a shoebox with a processor of your choosing is probably a better choice. But as servers, yup, they're pretty sweet. Does anyone know where the X600 and X700 fit in to the 9600/9800/X800 line in terms of performance?
  9. Mercutio

    Congratulations to Mercutio

    Thank you very much, LM.
  10. Mercutio

    Abit's in Financial Trouble

    HA! Now, maybe, just maybe, fewer clueless morons will tell me that there is no better board. No offense to Doug, but I have had nothing but problems with Abit since the BX6/BH6 days. Hope they rot in hell.
  11. Mercutio

    Looking for (free) drive cloning software...

    Not true for Windows XP or 2003 Server, at least. The Shadow Copy service will dupe the file as it exists in memory and allow you to copy the copy. Acronic TrueImage does in fact make full, complete backups while Windows is running and doing stuff.
  12. Mercutio

    Instant Messaging

    Oh yeah, well I had to get by with ntalk for like two days until someone got around to compiling ytalk. :D
  13. Mercutio

    100 TeraByte Tape Cartridges

    I think of myself more as a librarian, actually.
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    100 TeraByte Tape Cartridges

    That's because I measure storage in handy Porn Storage Units, which I call Jennas, abbreviated j. 1j is equal to about 225kb, which is about the size of a good hi-rez nudie picture (e.g. a full size image from hegre-archives.com) . 2000j = 1 hour of quality dixv porno or the amount of content...
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    Looking for (free) drive cloning software...

    Ghost 2003 works beautifully with SATA drives so long as you use -fNI as a command line option. I do it all the time. Honest. Works every time. TrueImage also has marvelous support for SATA drives. PQMagic, not so good.
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    Budget Gaming Card Conundrum

    Newegg sells the fanless 128MB, 128-bit Gigabyte 9550 Pro for $60. I can't tell any meaningful difference between a 9550 Pro and a $40-more-expensive 9600 Pro. They work with my Albatron K8X800 Pro IIs as well (which refuse to boot with a 9600 in their AGP slots). I have purchased 3 of them...
  17. Mercutio

    Instant Messaging

    Is anyone else REALLY bothered by the fact that you pretty much have to pick one or other Huge Media Conglomerate's tool when you want to use IM software? I don't want to support AOL (shudder), Microsoft (shudder) or Yahoo (meh). I don't want to rely on their servers for such a basic type of...
  18. Mercutio

    upgrade to phpbb2.0.11

    So I take it we aren't switching forum software?
  19. Mercutio

    Energy Vampires

    Guilty as charged. I leave all my PCs on all the time. And I probably have more personal computers than any three other people here. My work habits involve moving through my house, doing stuff on one PC or other, then switching to another. They go in power saving modes when they're idle, but...
  20. Mercutio

    Nobel laureate rings energy alarm bell

    Some random thoughts I sincerely suspect that automakers could make a vastly more efficient Internal Combustion Engine were they given any real incentive to do so. Of course, the hobgoblin of dwindling petrol reserves just isn't that incentive - running out of oil isn't something anyone is going...
  21. Mercutio

    [NEWZ] Microsoft Purchased Giant?

    I can't remember which PC I happened to read this on. Apparently Giant had already licensed its anti spyware software just before being purchased by Microsoft. If that's the case, I have to wonder what Microsoft got out of that deal. Well, here's something about it. Personally I would be very...
  22. Mercutio

    NEW: Matrox APVe PCI Express Graphics Card

    I'd like to see a Via-based AMD motherboard with PCI Express slots on it so I can TRY a Parhelia AVPe. Also - and I know I mention this every time we talk about Matrox - I'd love to see a sub-$100 part from them. So much of what I do nowadays is onboard video or $50-ish low-end ATI cards. I'd...
  23. Mercutio

    100 TeraByte Tape Cartridges

    It is good that IBM is so concerned about my capacity to store porn.
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    Antivirus Programs

    I am going to give you a bit of advice that will sound flippant, but I am serious about it: suprnova.org has every AV product under the sun availble. If there's one that doesn't have an official free demo, I assure you there's an unofficial one available there. :) I think of all anti-virus...
  25. Mercutio

    Image viewing tool?

    Sounds like a job for a tiny bit of php or perl, actually.
  26. Mercutio

    I rule

    I am too busy with affairs of state, from all the ruling that I do, to answer in much detail. Ever had one of those days where absolutely everything goes just right? I'm on vacation until January. This is the actual kind of vacation, where I have no work planned or scheduled. My biggest...
  27. Mercutio

    I rule

    Irrespective of anything that may or may not be going on right now, I would just like to say that I rule. Further updates as events warrant.
  28. Mercutio

    Ulead DVD MovieFactory 3.5 Deluxe any good?

    The main feature of the program - the video capture and conversion stuff - is easy to use, fairly quick and hassle free. DVD MovieFactory has a bit of a problem dealing with discs longer than two hours. Even if your video is valid MPEG2, it will tell you there's not enough space to burn the...
  29. Mercutio

    Antivirus Programs

    Use Linux. :P
  30. Mercutio

    Good chuckle

    When I was growing up out in the middle of nowhere in Illinois I knew a couple farmhouses not far from my house that had a "party line", a single phone line for about 6 houses that might've been charitably called a town sometime around 1870. And 20 years ago we kind of laughed at the kids who...
  31. Mercutio

    LGA 775 is teh suck

    If anyone had any reason to consider the alternative to AMD fanboy-ism, I suggest you reconsider. I had the displeasure of assembling a coupe LGA 775 P4 560s last weekend. One went OK. The other... well, there are 775 pins in a very small space on those boards. If one of them, someplace other...
  32. Mercutio

    Highest Bridge in the World

    I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
  33. Mercutio

    A Christmas wish.....

    Er... Will, you do know that women do in fact HAVE genitals already, don't you? I mean, they aren't on the outside, so maybe you didn't notice but...
  34. Mercutio

    Top tier A64/Opteron manufacturers?

    Check that same config on ebay. I've seen them BIN for $2500.
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    Top tier A64/Opteron manufacturers?

    What about Sun?
  36. Mercutio

    Connecting an eMac to a PC wirelessly for internet access.

    Er, for the record, Apple has probably been THE champion of low-cost consumer-level wireless networking. AirPort hardware is very good and was a lot cheaper in the days before the likes of Dlink and Linksys got into the wireless market.
  37. Mercutio

    Looking for ISDN LAN Modem w/VPN endpoint/passthrough

    You're a windows-person right? I think I'd do ICS. Use some craptastic old PC and a copy of 2000 Pro. I think you're going to be SOL with ISDN routers. There aren't very many around any more and it doesn't sound like you have gobs of time to experiment with 'em.
  38. Mercutio

    Cross-posting is evil, but...help?

    Absolutely sounds like replace the motherboard to me.
  39. Mercutio

    Thunderstorms lash Ballarat

    How does that help Kristi or the SoupNazi? Actually, come to think of it, it's probably very helpful to Kristi, not having that evil little monkey underfoot all the time.
  40. Mercutio

    Guide to crappy xmas carols

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/arts/fridayreview/story/0,12102,1369880,00.html
  41. Mercutio

    Camera with super clarity

    Obviously it's too much to ask for to see pictures of it. The whole point is that it takes better pictures than anything else. But of course that's the first thing I went looking for...
  42. Mercutio

    First Video Call Center

    Well, not everyone can have my rakish good looks and Hefnerian charm.
  43. Mercutio

    First Video Call Center

    There are good-looking but useful PC Techs??? Seriously. Where is she? And why don't I have her phone number? Quit holding out on us, Buck.
  44. Mercutio

    Nforce 5 may have sound storm 2

    Background: Right now I have two of these things I am not using, and a PVR-USB2. PVR250s are incompatible with an astonishing array of video applications. Which means you pretty much have to build a PC, install the PVR250 and its drivers before anything else, and then hope no other software you...
  45. Mercutio

    Nforce 5 may have sound storm 2

    I'll buy whatever I have to buy in order to get soundstorm. As long as it isn't an nvidia graphics card.
  46. Mercutio

    Nforce 5 may have sound storm 2

    Seriously, the absolutel LAST thing you want is ANYTHING on a Hauppauge card. My most recent experiences with them show that it would be just as easy to get an ISA card working in a modern PC as a PVR250.
  47. Mercutio

    Nforce 5 may have sound storm 2

    There was some discussion on slashdot of using a GPU as a 3D audio processor. Multichannel audio and 3D sound are apparently processor-intensive but of course the "big two" video hardware manufacturers have cards with cycles to spare. It would supremely annoy me if Soundstorm 2 came packaged...
  48. Mercutio

    So Long Old Friend . . .

    Also yesterday, the last Pentium II rolled off an Intel assembly line. Not as interesting or useful, but I had a "they still make Pentium 2s?" moment. I guess as long as embedded customers demanded it, they did.
  49. Mercutio

    News: IBM Selling Personal Computer Unit

    It's very much like the deal between IBM and Hitachi. It's a joint venture with IBM as a minority partner, and license for Lenovo to use the names for some period of time. Yes, I'm worried about how that will change Thinkpad build quality but apparently IBM has been outsourcing the actual...
  50. Mercutio

    Corporate Antivirus Solution of Choice?

    Much as I hate Symantec, it's what I typically use. What I've found in a lot of cases is that if I use something different (recently I've tried Kapersky and Panda), some dumbass will either hound me about not having "brand name" AV software, or they'll just install Norton/Macafee anyway (thereby...
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