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Fatwah on Western Digital
Finally and at last, computers are available in a new computer, which has apparently only recently been discovered.
Prior to today, Apple laptops have been available in silver, white and briefly in grey and translucent candy colors. Today, after decades of research, Apple has finally developed a new color, "Space Black." This color is somehow different from every other kind of black, and has heretofore seen in eyes of neither man nor god. Other, lesser, computer manufacturers could only look on in shame as their pale imitations of the absence of light were revealed as falsehoods: "Ours is just a bit of dark grey now, innit?" said one Dell representative, clearly shocked that the could be considered remotely relevant in face of the stifling lack of aesthetic technology.
Also there's apparently some kind of new SoC with hardware ray tracing and 4GB more base RAM and shit, but who cares? NEW COLOR.
Prior to today, Apple laptops have been available in silver, white and briefly in grey and translucent candy colors. Today, after decades of research, Apple has finally developed a new color, "Space Black." This color is somehow different from every other kind of black, and has heretofore seen in eyes of neither man nor god. Other, lesser, computer manufacturers could only look on in shame as their pale imitations of the absence of light were revealed as falsehoods: "Ours is just a bit of dark grey now, innit?" said one Dell representative, clearly shocked that the could be considered remotely relevant in face of the stifling lack of aesthetic technology.
Also there's apparently some kind of new SoC with hardware ray tracing and 4GB more base RAM and shit, but who cares? NEW COLOR.