I have over-looked this thread for some time now, so I find I can add some personal experience.
Slo crostic, for the past two years a refined Absinthe called “Absente” has been available in the US market for about $35 dollars. The dealer told me that it is a non-addictive version of Absinthe. I buy it regularly since it is the driest of the anise class of liqueurs that I have experienced. I would approximate its flavour to a drier version of Pernod. It comes with a perforated spoon which you place on top of the glass containing a serving of Absente. On this you place a sugar cube and dissolve it with an equal serving of water. I personally drink my Absente straight.
Prof. Wizard, I share your enthusiasm for Chivas Regal. I also am a fan of Cognac. The Italians have tried to mimic it with a product whose name I have forgotten, but it fails to approach the quality of the French product.
Buck, I also enjoy Gin and Tonic, especially in the patio on a hot day; however, I only use Schweppes tonic water. In the US a more prolific tonic is made by Canada Dry, but it does not yield as satisfying a drink. Like a martini, this drink also is sensitive to water dilution. To minimize dilution I fill a tall glass with fresh, ultra cold ice and use only 1.5 oz gin. To this I add a squeezed, generous wedge of lime and fill with tonic to the top of the ice.
Dozer, I share your opinion of US beer, but there is one I consider to be excellent. Try San Francisco Steam beer.
It is now possible to consume reasonable quality wine with every dinner without over-spending. You can buy Charles Shaw Cabernet, Chardonnay, Sauvignon Blanc and Merlot for $2 a bottle at Trader Joes. Charles Shaw built a winery in Napa Valley, so can feature Napa on its label. However, rather than pay up to $2000/ton for Napa grapes, they truck in their grapes from cheaper regions of California. This has been a year of over-production of grapes, so in the central valley they can be purchased as low as $60/ton. It is my understanding that to make a profit on wine at $2/bottle, you must buy your grapes at $100/ton or less.