Damn, you're right! After carefully looking through endless models, I dropped the ball in my excitement at finding a USB 3.0 drive for <$20. The common theme is that you need at least 16GB for high write performance.
Incidentally, I automatically look at the worst aspect of flash drive performance, because that's where I'll notice how slow it is. That's going to be writes, and writing small files in particular.
Previously, Ddrueding (?) has pointed out that there are situations where you might store something on a flash drive, then read it multiple times to install on multiple PCs, for example. In that case, drives like the Corsair Voyager would be just fine, for USB 2.0 anyway.