I cannot beat Dell in the budget segment.

[Adcadet]

Professor Tannin,
Where do I mail the tuition check?
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[Pradeep]

Didn't Osbourne have that crazy free upgrade of memory etc after a certain number of months?

 

[Tannin]

Send it to Tea, Andrew. She's just cleaned out my bank account buying Jake's Athlon & GF4. I dunno what she wants the GF4 for, she doesn't even play games. Maybe she thinks it will help her fold faster. She needs some money so she can pay me back!

 

[Adcadet]

in everybody's pricing calculation, are you including relevant taxes and shipping costs?

 

[Tea]

Yes, I ...

(Wait ... who am I at the moment? Ahh, I seem to be Tea. Right.)

Yes, Tannin included taxes and shipping.

 

[Buck]

Taxes and shipping included.

 

[time]

Another good approach:

http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=5412