I wish Hollywood was consistent in size...

[Santilli]

The girl in Hawaii looks a LOT like Ashlee Simpson.
Same build, and was dressed in black, midrif showing, and everything else about the same. Yumm!!!

http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/ashleesimpsonsucks.html

S

 

[Santilli]

Who says large breasts are useless?

http://www.jokaroo.com/extremevideos/cancrushers.html

http://www.jokaroo.com/extremevideos/cancrushers.html

:wink:

 

[Handruin]

Ashlee makes me want to vomit. Her sister on the other hand is a fox even if she's a bit dumb.

 

[Santilli]

It was just really weird, since in Hawaii built white girls are rare, and, with tongue beads, and heavy metal, in black, well, I never saw another girl remotely like her, in the ten years I was there.

I flipped around on www.jokaroo.com and who do I see getting booed at a football game but Ashlee, and, she looks a LOT like that girl in Hawaii.

s

 

[jtr1962]

Ashlee makes me want to vomit. Her sister on the other hand is a fox even if she's a bit dumb.

Actually, they both make me want to vomit. Jessica Simpson is so stupid it's mind boggling. Her IQ is less than her breast size for sure. In fact, the combined IQs of her, Ashlee, and Brittany Spears are less than that of any of the regulars here.

 

[Handruin]

C'mon jtr...she may not be smart (which I already mentioned), but she's at least hot (no?). I'm not saying you want to marry a broad like that, but just think of the muffin's she'd bake you.

 

[Sol]

I'm with Handruin, there is no point letting iIQ define what you look at... Rationally speaking it's not like romantic entanglement is an option anyway, you may as well sit back, enjoy the view and feel superior...

 

[Mercutio]

... and thus, Sol spoke, and in the wholeness of his words, explained why Merc - socialist, humanist, feminist weeny that he is - can rationalize his massive, massive porn collection.

 

[jtr1962]

Honestly, she's just not my type irrespective of IQ or lack of it. I've always been really particular about what turns me on, and tall blonds with big boobs just don't cut it with me. Maybe that's from overexposure to that type thanks to Hollywood, and maybe just from what I'm used to looking at in NYC. All I know is she doesn't do anything for me. Come to think of it, I can't think of any famous people who I thought were better looking than some of the people I've seen on the streets.

 

[CougTek]

All I know is she doesn't do anything for me.

With the kind of income you have, I already knew she wouldn't do anything to you ;-)

 

[Handruin]

That's fine if you don't fancy Jessica. I'm more of a red head fan, but I find Jessica to be pretty hot for a blond.

 

[Santilli]

Just watching Bagger Vance. Matt Damon looks about 5'7" tall, and I'd swear in the first dance scene Charlize Theron is wearing ballet shoes. You can't get any flatter then that, and, she STILL has Damon looking up at her.
Have to freeze frame, to make sure.
When they sit on a bed, she has to seriously slouch, not to look about 4 inches down on him.
Charlize Theron is spellbinding, and simply stunning. If you don't think she's attractive, someone needs Viagara...;-)

 

[jtr1962]

I'm more of a red head fan, but I find Jessica to be pretty hot for a blond.

My type (at least the type I would consider for dating/girlfriend/wife) is Asian (Chinese is actually what I like best), height in the 4'8" to 4'10" area, body in proportion to their height and on the thin side, flat (as if you didn't already know that ), long straight hair, very delicate features. And yes, I've seen a few like that, and even knew one. Doesn't mean I don't find other types attractive. Just not Jessica or Britney or for that matter that spoiled brat Paris Hilton.

Charlize Theron? Sure, she's attractive. I thought so when I saw her in "The Astronaut's Wife" and "The Devil's Advocate". Good thing Keanu Reeves is pretty tall or there would have been problems in the latter film. I reserve stunning though for those fitting my description above, which sadly seems exceedingly rare. We each have our types.

 

[Handruin]

For what it's worth, Britney and P*ris Hilton also make me want to vomit. I can't stand either of them. Both aren't even that good looking.

I'm also not entirely attracted to women of Asian decent (no offense jtr). A few that I have found attractive were 100% born/raised in the USA. It's nothing racial against Asians, I'm just typically not attracted to them.

 

[Bozo]

Jessica Simpson, Ashlee, and Brittany Spears have IQs??? :?:


Bozo :mrgrn:

 

[LiamC]

We each have our types.

Amen.

Despite what conservative politico types think, freedom of choice is a good thing.

Personally, I like big boobs, but not to the exclusion of all else. My wife doesn't have large boobs, but her other charms (physical/emotional/mental) more than compensate. Am I regretful? Not in the slightest. I married the woman, not the boobs.

FWIW, there does appear to be a difference between a good boob job and bad. Most of the negative comments seem to centre around bad boob jobs. A good one will increase the physical size of breasts, but have people going "has she?", "hasn't she?". Bad ones just appear as a ball cut in half and shoved under the skin any old how.

 

[Santilli]

Asian types?

Yes, me too, but, I like full figured girls. Diane Lee Hsu was incredible, and I married a half Japanese/half Korean girl from Japan. Lasted about 3 years.

S

 

[Mercutio]

There's more to it than that. Generally silcone implants take a more natural shape than saline, but saline is IIRC the only material available for use in the US (well, there's poplypropelene, which is used to make the 48ZZZ-type mega-implants). The quality of the implant also depends on the method of implantation, shape of the implant (round or teardrop-shaped), the anatomy of the woman's, uh existing chest and the whether the woman wants unnatural-looking "High" implants (they give the appearance of more cleavage when the woman is clothed) or the "standard" positioning (which sag and deform more with time).

It's not just the quality of the work itself, it's figuring out exactly which set of options will yield the best possible outcome. It's possible to have a very good sugery with a bad outcome (google image search "Veronika Zemanova" with safesearch off and look at her upper pectorals). On the other hand, there can be outcomes so great that even someone who knows what to look for have a hard time telling (GIS for "Luba Hegre").

/not a breast man
//but I know stuff.

 

[paugie]

so that is ashlee simpson?
if the world were populated by men with my taste...
yuck, ack!
oops, excuse me.

 

[mubs]

This may already have been mentioned, if so, forgive me.

Since we're talking about preferences, it would be interesting to take this test at the BBC (think it requires flash).

Takes about 15 minutes. You'll need a scale at one point (to measure fingers).

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Some researchers say that men can have 'women's brains' and that women can think more like men.

Find out more about 'brain sex' differences by taking the Sex ID test, a series of visual challenges and questions used by psychologists in the BBC One television series Secrets of the Sexes:

* Get a brain sex profile and find out if you think like a man or a woman.
* See if you can gaze into someone's eyes and know what they're thinking.
* Find out why scientists are interested in the length of your fingers.
* See how your results relate to theories about brain sex

It's here.

 

[LOST6200]

I scored exatcly a zreo overall- the story of my life! I scroed too high on severla of teh test like the farcial expression and word tests, and of course the spcail stuff was easy. Empathy was low - a chnge from myscores in the 1980s. I had a hard time with the attractiveness of the faces, probably because I was trying to judge tegh lighting ratios and teh differnces in magnificaiton that seemingly affected cropping. Apparenltly I am a freak sicne my finger ratios wer excessiveklty high (~1.08%)which is not normal for a man or woman. The left vs. right brain reul;t was dead opposite otehr tests I have taken befroe, so I'm nmot convinced about the folded hands.

BTW, Flash is nto a requirement but a metric ruler is need to measre fingers.

I dunno waht all this really means. In teh real world, I don't like teh implanted ladies at atl, but not too flat eitehr. Teh most improtant criteria are high IQ, advanced eduacation, reasonably high income; i.e. no voluptuous types but otherwise undesirabels.

 

[Mercutio]

I scored about 25% "Female". I didn't do well measuring angles and I did extremely well on the "remembering what objects moved" test.

 

[LOST6200]

I did extremely well on the "remembering what objects moved" test.

Some items may be age realted. For expimple, I only achieved 64% on Spot th Diferntce. I think it would have been much higher when I was 10 years old. I aklso wonder about the diagonal linmes. How for examlea re the results affcedt by the condition of one's vision (e.g., astigmatism or otehr) or monotor quality?

 

[mubs]

I took this test in October 2005, and saved the results to my disk but am unable to open it now :evil:

About the only things I remember: I was exactly in the center of the male/female scale; and I got every one of the "guess what they're thinking" correct. I remember being surprised by a couple of low scores in what I thought I would do well.

 

[LOST6200]

I only identificed 9/10 facoil expressions, which is far nmore that I expected. I saved teh file as a pdf for future reference.

 

[ddrueding]

Wow, that was an interesting test.

I ended up +25% male.

I got perfect scores on the Angles, Systemising, Eyes, and 3D Shapes; while scoring incredibly badly on Spot the difference and words. Middle of the road, to just above average on the rest.

 

[Santilli]

Jessica Simpson, Ashlee, and Brittany Spears have IQs??? :?:


Bozo :mrgrn:

Yes. They all have figured out how to use what God gave them, to out earn all
of us put together.

Does that suck? Yes, but they did it, and, we haven't...

s

 

[LiamC]

I thought the Mum (Queen's English if you please) & Dad was behind the Simpson success?

 

[Santilli]

Guess they had 'artistic' parents that pushed or helped both to their careers.

I don't find it shocking that they may appear uneducated, or poorly educated. I'm sure putting together their careers has taken a tremendous amount of time, and that development in other areas will come in time.

One of the really intresting comments Jessica made was that doing her dance routines, she's loosing weight, and, does 1000 situps a day.

That's a pretty serious workout, and, I suspect she's probably doing other fitness stuff that takes a huge amount of time. Probably doesn't have much time for studying, or college right now...

S

 

[LunarMist]

Apparenltly I am a freak sicne my finger ratios wer excessiveklty high (~1.08%)which is not normal for a man or woman. The left vs. right brain reul;t was dead opposite otehr tests I have taken befroe, so I'm nmot convinced about the folded hands.

Perhaps that is the root of your typing difficulties. :lol:

 

[Mercutio]

Probably not safe for work, but possibly the most inspired use of Flash in the history of mankind

And oddly enough, on topic in the Pub this week.

 

[Howell]

50% male.
Perfect score on 3d shapes
my finger index was R1.05 L1.06
17/20 for empathizing, better than average women
14/20 for systemizing, better than average men

I'll join you in freakdom Lost.

 

[CougTek]

50% male and I scored like a robot would. 2/20 for empathy, 18/20 for systemising. I missed a single 3D shape and I only wrote one word for each term. Apparently, I haven't received enough testosterone when I was conceived, but I'll behead the first s.o.b. who dares to make a comment about it.