You are all a lot of fakes!

[Tea]

Ha! "So what do we all look like", eh?

What a lot of shonky fakesters you all are! Seems like there is not one of you who has the guts to post a picture of your real self.

Do think you can fool me? Well, you might be pulling the wool over some members' eyes, but I ain't falling for it. So before the rest of you all go posting still more dumb fake pictures that don't look anything like your real selves, just remember that I am an ape - you're not dealing with a mere all-intelligence-and-no-damn-sense human being here, I can use my animal magnetism to discover this stuff by intuition, you know. And I've got to know you all pretty well by now.

So: this is your last warning: any more fake pictures, and I'm going to start posting your real photographs.

 

[simonstre]

Just kidding... who posted fake pics? Many of us or not? I'll post mine as soon as I have one. You'll be afraid...

 

[Prof.Wizard]

So: this is your last warning: any more fake pictures, and I'm going to start posting your real photographs.

Go on!

 

[Prof.Wizard]

So: this is your last warning: any more fake pictures, and I'm going to start posting your real photographs.

Go on!

 

[Tea]

Well, most of them, Simon. Take that Prof. Wizard for starters. Did you see that ridiculous picture he put up? Ha! I know you are fairly new around here, but I can tell you, I've known Constantine for years, and he doesn't look anything like that.

This is the real Prof. Wizard.

 

[Prof.Wizard]

Mwahahahahaahaha! :lol:

Hey, there's NO WAY I'm this Nerd...

 

[Tea]

And I think I have one of Mark Turner around here too. Is this it?

No. That's his younger brother. I'm sure I have a proper photo of Mark here somewhere.

 

[Stereodude]

Me in Taiwan for business.

Stereodude

 

[Tea]

Timwhit, of course.

 

[Bartender]

Don't forget Buck's picture Tea.

 

[simonstre]

Tea, where did you get all this stuff??? PeeWee (as everybody seems to call him here ) is almost like the picture he sent, but without the glasses.

Much better without it, also... :roll:

 

[Tea]

Now, can we stand a glamour shot or two? Why not. This is Kristi.

That was taken before I was born, of course. These days her hair has grown a little darker and she usually wears more clothes than that. Oh, and she is a bit taller.


Now, seeing as we seem to be on a theme of personal hygiene this is Sol, together with a friend of mine, who was helping him out with his dandruf problem.

 

[Tea]

Mercutio.

 

[Tea]

Ahh, I knew I had a picture of P5-133XL lying around somewhere. This one is a bit dated - it was taken at his college graduation as I recall - but it's a pretty good likeness. Mind you, he's clean-shaven now. A shame really, as a nice coating of fur always looks good in a human, I think.

 

[Mercutio]

I don't think so, Tea. I couldn't grow a beard if I wanted one, for one thing.

 

[Mercutio]

A rare picture of Tannin, sans beard, and Tea.

 

[Bartender]

Nice one Mercutio, but you forgot to color in the eyes on the sock.

 

[Tannin]

Ahh yes. As you can see, that was in my Western Digital days.

 

[Cliptin]

[quote="MercutioA rare picture of Tannin, sans beard, and Tea.[/quote]
bahhhahhahahahahhaaahahahahah
*breathe*
bahhhahhahahahahhaaahahahahah

 

[Jake the Dog]

well spotted tony.

 

[timwhit]

Timwhit, of course.

Good try, I'm almost that nerdy...but no glasses and blonder hair.

Wait, I'm not a nerd.

 

[Bartender]

Ahh yes. As you can see, that was in my Western Digital days.

Blasted tape-seal drives.

 

[timwhit]

I almost burst out laughing when I saw that picture of me that Tannin posted...but then I remembered that I'm at work and my boss might wonder what the hell is wrong with me. (I'm supposed to be commenting code right now, not reading SF).

 

[Bartender]

Here is Tannin at Kristi's graduation.

Kristi has grown, hasn't she. Too bad Tannin was on the bottle.

 

[timwhit]

Too bad Tannin was on the bottle.

That's great...but Tannin said that Kristi was much prettier...

 

[Prof.Wizard]

OK Tea, I've had enough... You think you can pull us all fakes? Guess what?! I found YOUR photo. Hidden somewhere in my drawer back from that trip of mine in Ballarat. You are FAKE too...

Here's your real one:

A big, ugly, hairy, scared... RAT. You heard it right... Tea is no monkey... :lol:

 

[Groltz]

...and I'm going to start posting your real photographs.

Go ahead Tea...I can hardly wait to see it. ;-)

 

[Koggit]

Wait, I'm not a nerd.

And here we see the first stage of denial.[/quote]

 

[flagreen]

Ok if you insist Tea, here I am in my youth getting a bite to eat;

 

[Tannin]

Flagreen, that is a truly magnificent picture!

 

[Mercutio]

Just a historical footnote: The Tannin/Tea image I posted just happens to be the very first thing that comes up when you search for "sock puppet" through google's image search feature.

I kid you not.

 

[Koggit]

Ok if you insist Tea, here I am in my youth getting a bite to eat;

Thats about his speed. j/k

 

[Tannin]

It is also an astonishingly good likeness! Don't be misled by that terrible picture of the "Friday Tannin" posted in the other thread by that tart Tea, I usually have much shorter hair than in her picture (#3 comb) and a barely visible beard (#2 comb, #1 if I feel like it), a slightly receding hairline just like the guy in the picture, near enough to the same complexion, and not disimilar facial features. Plus I like to work on baby AT systems. OK I don't wear glasses, but that aside, the only reason I can be sure that he is not me is because I usually dress to the left!

 

[Tea]

Groltz trying to overclock his brain with 100V AC.

 

[Tea]

The Giver.

 

[Tea]

Simonstre.

 

[Tea]

Flagreen.

 

[Groltz]

Groltz trying to overclock his brain with 100V AC.

Well that earned my laughter...No doubt about it. It couldn't much further away from what I really look like though.

What a vivid imagination our little orange furred yard-ape has.

 

[simonstre]

Tea, nice try. But you're not even close


I'm older than that...

 

[Prof.Wizard]

I wonder where you find those dudes Tea... :lol:
(except Christ of course, I recognized HIM!)