Favorite Quotes

[Pradeep]

I later ended up with this absolute, unbelievable, brick house, black nurse. NOT a guy, in her Oakland apartment, after the surgery.

Is brick house a good term in the USA? Because in Australia when you say a girl is built like a brick [shit] house it ain't a term of endearment

 

[Howell]

Brick House - Commodores?

 

[Pradeep]

Ah, thanks Howell. That makes more sense

 

[sechs]

"All jocks think about is sports; all nerds think about is sex."
-- Louis in "Revenge of the Nerds," explaining
why nerds are better at sex

 

[tealeaf]

I'm not dead y..

 

[sechs]

"Basically, republicans would be libertarians if they weren't facists."
--Jer, on a libertarian news group

 

[sechs]

"Ten years ago, when asked about their favorite sport, American men would
put sex at number 1. Women put it at number 4, which raises some
interesting issues . . ."
-- World History Prof. Peter Stearns

 

[sechs]

why is it that the error box that tells you "document contains no data"
only has an "ok" button in it.... how about a button that says
"bitchslap the server until it gives you the document" or "no, that sucks"
-- Charlie Ballowe

 

[sechs]

"When I was an undergraduate, there was an, uh, unfortunate incident
between a group of fraternity pledges and sheep."
-Doug Tygar

 

[sechs]

"You have choices here, one of which is don't eat Tampax. I mean fish.
Don't eat fish."
--Bev Sauer

 

[sechs]

"Peter Stearns is very interested in sex. So if you don't understand
something in the textbook, it probably has something to do with sex."
-- Jim Longhurst

 

[Mercutio]

Are these people friends of yours, or something?

 

[sechs]

I've never met about 75% of these people. They just say (or, usually, type) interesting things.

 

[sechs]

"The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an
easy way to factor large prime numbers."
-- Bill Gates from "The Road Ahead," p. 265

 

[sechs]

"a lot of thinges are better telnet clients than the default win95
telnet program...winmine.exe, the cd program, or a ford pinto,
for example."
-- Aaron Goldstein

 

[blakerwry]

grr.. how true.. that goes for all versions of windows telnet

 

[sechs]

Starting with Win2k, at least, it didn't crash nearly as often....

 

[sechs]

"Teenagers these days are out of control. They eat like pigs,
they are disrespectful of adults, they interrupt and contradict
their parents, and they terrorize their teachers."
--Aristotle, circa 350 BC

 

[sechs]

"I don't see why you need straight men. I mean, gay men can produce
sperm, and give it to the women... in exchange for silk shirts."
- a gay friend of gay friend, commenting on the stupidity of straight men

 

[sechs]

Seen written in chalk on the sidewalk between two college buildings:
On the first block, "Jesus saves sinners..."
then, "And redeems them for valuable prizes!"

 

[sechs]

On a 1 pound package of egg noodles:
"25 % more than our competitors 12 oz. package!"

 

[Fushigi]

On a 1 pound package of egg noodles:
"25 % more than our competitors 12 oz. package!"

Which is, of course, wrong.

 

[ddrueding]

"Do not hammer or weld on inflated tire"

-Painted on the rim of a wheel 12' tall

 

[sechs]

"I had a dream once, while on codeine, that I ate one of my cat's
legs. He started not walking very much, and I gave him a hard time,
pointing out that he had 3 left. When I woke up, I wasn't totally
certain it was a dream... I made myself take my shower before going
to check. I am never, ever taking codeine again."
-- Seth Kingman

 

[its.fubar]

The church has a great deal to do with politics today if you are religious but for the rest of us it hasn't. " James More 1865"

 

[ddrueding]

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as
false, and by rulers as useful."
Seneca the Younger (4? B.C. - 65 A.D.)

 

[its.fubar]

The politician who is not there for the people is of the church but the politician who is for the people is always there but not of the church. " James More 1865"

 

[sechs]

customer: "I'll have eggs benedict"
waitress: "Ok, how do you want your eggs?"

 

[ddrueding]

"Do they put crack in the coffee here or what?"
-My old secretary

 

[its.fubar]

There will be a politician in the next century that brings this great country of ours to the brink of disaster and he will be of the church " James More 1865"

 

[Mercutio]

Come away, come away, death,
And in sad cypress let me be laid;
Fly away, fly away, breath;
I am slain by a fair cruel maid.
My shroud of white, stuck all with yew,
O prepare it!
My part of death, no one so true
Did share it.

Not a flower, not a flower sweet,
On my black coffin let there be strown;
Not a friend, not a friend greet
My poor corpse, where my bones shall be thrown:
A thousand, sighs to save,
Lay me, O where
Sad true lover never find my grave,
To weep there!

-- Shakespeare

 

[sechs]

"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first
woman she meets, then teams up with three complete strangers to kill
again."
-- TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz" in the Marin Paper

 

[its.fubar]

This man who is so religious and of the church who will be so dangerous to society will lead us to destruction we should all turn our backs to this person and not listen to him.
" James More 1865"

 

[its.fubar]

The military is of the people but not of the church but he who goes to war in the name of the church will lead to destruction.
" James More 1865"

 

[ddrueding]

"Smoking Marijuana can lead to short-term...uh, I forget..."

Bumpersticker

 

[its.fubar]

The church will not give you the answers that you are looking for but will distorted the way you are thinking.
" James More 1865"

 

[sechs]

Excerpts from Re: WTF? Wyoming? by Barbara K Jensen
> I'm surprised nobody has ranted about the goverment project known as
> Connecticut yet..

Fine. Here goes. I hate being dragged out of the woodwork.

Wyoming exists. I've been there. Yellowstone is spectacular. You people
who deny its existence are unwitting pawns of the Technocracy who are
attempting to wipe out all appreciation of nature.

Connecticut is the state that doesn't exist. Oh, the land is there, and
there are a lot of pretty props, but it's all fakes. Really, it's a vast
wasteland to cover up the fact that the goverment has a lot more people
who are the product of secret research than they'd like to admit.
Gengineered people, Jacob's Ladder-like test subjects, electronic-brained
people like the kid in D.A.R.Y.L., cyborgs, half-aliens, full aliens
masquerading as humans, bred psychics, shamans, sorcerers, and the
occasional freak with more control over his eyebrow muscles than any
person should have are all products of this top-secret research, and
these people all need phony backgrounds so they can fit into society.
If you know someone who is from Connecticut, claims to have lived in
Connecticut, or says their family lives in Connecticut, they're part of a
government project, and the home in Connecticut is just a cover for
whatever underground lab or research facility really spawned them.

I think you know where I'm coming from, I think you hear me knocking, and
I'm coming in, and I'm bring Mulder and Scully with me.
-- Rob Slater

 

[its.fubar]

sechs: I can testify that Wyoming exists or at least a the little university town Laramie where they have a great steakhouse called the cavalryman well worth a visit if you are passing through their.

 

[its.fubar]

Sorry this thread is about best Quotes so here is one

onwards to the next next great steak house.
"its.fubar 2004"

 

[Handruin]

Does anyone else quote the sayer and not the quote around here, or is it only the fucked up beyond all recognition | person?