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I think perhaps he's naming his own personal steak house.
I think perhaps I wouldn't want to eat a steak from a FUBAR'd steak house.

Listen its., I know you aren't a native speaker, but JoJo, CougTek, zx, simonstre and ihsan manage alright.
 

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Handruin said:
Does anyone else quote the sayer and not the quote around here, or is it only the fucked up beyond all recognition | person?

A Quote is a Quote Does it matter where the Quote comes from and that is a Quote.
"its.fubar 2004"
 

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Mercutio said:
I think perhaps he's naming his own personal steak house.
I think perhaps I wouldn't want to eat a steak from a FUBAR'd steak house.

Listen its., I know you aren't a native speaker, but JoJo, CougTek, zx, simonstre and ihsan manage alright.

Mercutio: It sounds like you are a vegetarian is that right and that is not a Quote
 

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fubar,
Who is this "James More 1865"? I can't verify his existance anywhere. Or more accuratly, previous existance.
 

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Howell said:
fubar,
Who is this "James More 1865"? I can't verify his existance anywhere. Or more accuratly, previous existance.

Howell: Have you done a Google Search try "James More"+ 1865 I think you will be surprised by how many hits you will get.
 

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ddrueding said:
its.fubar said:
its.fubar said:
Mercutio said:

That was a interesting "url" but do you really thing I should go back to school my age he he

I forgot to say, if you get your message over, does it really matter how you get it over?

Only if you want people to take you seriously.

Are you really suggesting that grammar is more important than what you're message is of course you are not serious you are only joking ha ha very funny
 

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its.fubar said:
Are you really suggesting that grammar is more important than what you're message is of course you are not serious you are only joking ha ha very funny

More important than content? No. But at least if you had proper grammar you'd have something.
 

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ddrueding said:
its.fubar said:
Are you really suggesting that grammar is more important than what you're message is of course you are not serious you are only joking ha ha very funny

More important than content? No. But at least if you had proper grammar you'd have something.


So what you are suggesting is what you are doing here is More important than the content? he he and ha ha
 

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its.fubar said:
Howell said:
fubar,
Who is this "James More 1865"? I can't verify his existance anywhere. Or more accuratly, previous existance.

Howell: Have you done a Google Search try "James More"+ 1865 I think you will be surprised by how many hits you will get.

Of course I have. Your suggestion results in exactly 0 helpful hits. I am not surprised. Maybe you can provide a direct link, or maybe you can't.
 

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In article <35E30270.BF8D9B4A@usa.net>, Chris <chrisdartHORMEL@usa.net> wrote:
> My outdated Encyclopedia Canadiana says they are found in Southern
> Ontario.

Curious. Someone else suggested that the possums I'd seen in New England
were actually Canadians in disguise, and now you tell me that your
Canadian encyclopedia has the straight dope on possums? I'd say you were
giving away your invasion plans, there.
-- John "Canadian-friendly" Kensmark
 

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Howell said:
its.fubar said:
Howell said:
fubar,
Who is this "James More 1865"? I can't verify his existance anywhere. Or more accuratly, previous existance.

Howell: Have you done a Google Search try "James More"+ 1865 I think you will be surprised by how many hits you will get.

Of course I have. Your suggestion results in exactly 0 helpful hits. I am not surprised. Maybe you can provide a direct link, or maybe you can't.

Howell: I believe you may start your search here

http://www.webbworks.com/users/Jray/

And finally

http://www.usgennet.org/usa/ny/county/otsego/book/cherry/rebel3.htm

Good luck on your quest
 

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its.fubar said:
Howell said:
its.fubar said:
Howell said:
fubar,
Who is this "James More 1865"? I can't verify his existance anywhere. Or more accuratly, previous existance.

Howell: Have you done a Google Search try "James More"+ 1865 I think you will be surprised by how many hits you will get.

Of course I have. Your suggestion results in exactly 0 helpful hits. I am not surprised. Maybe you can provide a direct link, or maybe you can't.

Howell: I believe you may start your search here

http://www.webbworks.com/users/Jray/

And finally you might consider this one but it is by no means the end

http://www.usgennet.org/usa/ny/county/otsego/book/cherry/rebel3.htm

Good luck on your quest
 

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"I'm sort of entertained that the Times says 'an Islamic society,
based on the Koran'. As opposed to what, an Islamic society based
on the books of Tolkein?"
--Nat Lanza
 

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The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than
cities. Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and
difficult to park in. Malls, on the other hand, have parking lots,
which are also dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in, but --
here is the big difference -- in mall parking lots, THERE ARE NO
RULES. You're allowed to do anything. You can drive as fast as you
want in any direction you want. I was once driving in a mall parking
lot when my car was struck by a pickup truck being driven backward by a
squat man with a tattoo that said "Charlie" on his forearm, who got out
and explained to me, in great detail, why the accident was my fault,
his reasoning being that he was violent and muscular, whereas I was
neither. This kind of reasoning is legally valid in mall parking
lots.
-- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide"
 

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English is the end result of Norman soldiers hitting on Saxon barmaids.
-Overheard in a Japanese class
 

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Edmund Clarke, on the subject of white-board markers:
"It's fun to play with all of these colors. It's also fun to sniff
these things! [takes a big whiff from one of the markers... sighs]
One of the advantages of being a professor..."
 

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From a protest against Windows 98 that the Silicon Valley Linux Users
Group did during the Win98 kickoff at CompUSA in Santa Clara, CA.
Sam Ockman and Nick Moffitt were interviewing customers.
Slightly edited from Sam's account on-line:

Us: We're Linux TV and we're wondering if Windows crashes on you?
Them: Yes, occasionally.
Us: What if we told you our operating system doesn't crash.
Them: Doesn't crash?
Us: Doesn't crash.
Them: Really.
Us: Guess how much we'll sell it to you for.
Them: How much?
Us: Zero Dollars.
Them: Zero Dollars?
Us: And if you act now, we'll throw in the source code free.
Them: Free source code, if we act now? How do you make money?
Us: Volume!
 

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A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed
on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new
game. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the
pilots search out a beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowly
along it at the water's edge. Perhaps ten thousand penguins turn their
heads in unison watching the planes go by, and when the pilots turn
around and fly back, the birds turn their heads in the opposite
direction, like spectators at a slow-motion tennis match. Then, the
paper reports, "The pilots fly out to sea and directly to the penguin
colony and overfly it. Heads go up, up, up, and ten thousand penguins
fall over gently onto their backs.
-- Audobon Society Magazine
 

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Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one
instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every
program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.
 

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From the Intro to Mobile Robot Programming Lab webpage:
*Introduction*
In this course, we use 6 Nomad Scout robots running our own
Symantec Visual Cafe Java development environment to ensure that
students cannot possibly have time to get anything social, or
non-robotic, or athletic done for the entire semester.
 

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sechs said:
Connecticut is the state that doesn't exist. Oh, the land is there, and there are a lot of pretty props, but it's all fakes. Really, it's a vast wasteland to cover up the fact that the goverment has a lot more people who are the product of secret research than they'd like to admit. Gengineered people, Jacob's Ladder-like test subjects, electronic-brained people like the kid in D.A.R.Y.L., cyborgs, half-aliens, full aliens masquerading as humans, bred psychics, shamans, sorcerers, and the occasional freak with more control over his eyebrow muscles than any person should have are all products of this top-secret research, and these people all need phony backgrounds so they can fit into society. If you know someone who is from Connecticut, claims to have lived in Connecticut, or says their family lives in Connecticut, they're part of a government project, and the home in Connecticut is just a cover for whatever underground lab or research facility really spawned them.

No no no... they're talking about RHODE ISLAND. The same goes for DELAWARE.

 

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"I have the same problem with eternal happiness in heaven. You can
only sing 'Hosana in the Highest' so many times -- come on, does the
choir get a break now?"
--Robert Cavalier
 

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"You know, i think `Congo' would have been a much different movie if
they had run into bonobos instead of those funky apes."
--Ross Cohen
 

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"It was just a job. It wasn't any special interest in consumer affairs. I
needed a paycheck and the Attorney General said that I would be best to go
down there, because he knew I was anti-consumer."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, talking about his job as Chief
investigator, consumer protection division of the Indiana Attorney
General's office from 1970-1971
 

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Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were no civilization out there? No cities, no factories, no people? And then I think: No people or factories? Then who made this car? And this highway? And I get so confused I have to stick my head out the window into the driving rain---unless there's lightning, because I could get struck on the head by a bolt.
 

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"Could the person who left the two elderly ladies in wheelchairs at the
top of the escalators please return to them immediately."
-- Announcement at Pittsburgh International Airport
 
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