CougTek
Hairy Aussie
...So I can shoot all the motherfockers on our roads.
All those who don't know how to use they rear-view mirrors and cut my way when they drive 30 miles per hour slower ; all those bastards who don't care crossing full lines instead of waiting for hatched lines ; all those imbeciles who drives only during week-ends and who shouldn't be allowed to drive any day of the week anyway ; all the idiots who let ten cars space between them and the next in front of them, on the left way, during heavy traffic ; all the retards who follow you for a while, only to try to overtake you when you approach a slower vehicule and forcing you to shut off your cruise control ; all the sons-of-a-bitch who push in your ass and put pressure to overtake you, only to drive 2 miles/h slower than you do once they have passed, also forcing you to disengage your cruise control or to constantly play cats and dogs with them ; all the morons who slow down to [look for an accident on the other track/search in their purse/admire the landscape] and create a slowdown despite a low traffic volume ; all the tourists who don't realize that the left way is for those who want to drive faster than the middle/right way...and who stubbornly stay there no matter what you do to signal them that they have nothing to do on the left way.
To all of the above, I wish you only two things, coming together side by side from a trunked double-barel gun.
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY AND LEARN HOW TO DRIVE YOUR F*CKING CAR BEFORE YOU COME BACK ON THE FREAKING ROADS AGAIN!!!
I won't be going to the grave without bringing some of those half-asses with me on the other side. If I'm going to Chicago next year, I swear I'm gonna help America by cleaning some those wastes off the road on the way back, once I'll have spent a bunch of $$$ at a weapon depot somewhere in the States.
All those who don't know how to use they rear-view mirrors and cut my way when they drive 30 miles per hour slower ; all those bastards who don't care crossing full lines instead of waiting for hatched lines ; all those imbeciles who drives only during week-ends and who shouldn't be allowed to drive any day of the week anyway ; all the idiots who let ten cars space between them and the next in front of them, on the left way, during heavy traffic ; all the retards who follow you for a while, only to try to overtake you when you approach a slower vehicule and forcing you to shut off your cruise control ; all the sons-of-a-bitch who push in your ass and put pressure to overtake you, only to drive 2 miles/h slower than you do once they have passed, also forcing you to disengage your cruise control or to constantly play cats and dogs with them ; all the morons who slow down to [look for an accident on the other track/search in their purse/admire the landscape] and create a slowdown despite a low traffic volume ; all the tourists who don't realize that the left way is for those who want to drive faster than the middle/right way...and who stubbornly stay there no matter what you do to signal them that they have nothing to do on the left way.
To all of the above, I wish you only two things, coming together side by side from a trunked double-barel gun.
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY AND LEARN HOW TO DRIVE YOUR F*CKING CAR BEFORE YOU COME BACK ON THE FREAKING ROADS AGAIN!!!
I won't be going to the grave without bringing some of those half-asses with me on the other side. If I'm going to Chicago next year, I swear I'm gonna help America by cleaning some those wastes off the road on the way back, once I'll have spent a bunch of $$$ at a weapon depot somewhere in the States.