Look, it's Merc...with hair!

[CougTek]

Well, according to the description he made of himself, this must be pretty close to what he looks like...plus the hair :

The guy above is Gabe Newell, one of the developpers of Half-Life...and he bashes nVidia too!

 

[Mercutio]

Dammit Coug, you made me start IE.

1. I don't have a neck.
2. I have fewer chins
3. My glasses are WAY thicker
4. If I left the house with that hairstyle, it would only because I was already clinically brain dead yet retained enough motor function to operate a doorknob.

Other than that, yeah, he's pretty close.

 

[flagreen]

Technically speaking can one have a chin if he has no neck? I suppose you could but then the top of your head flap when you talked wouldn't it? Kind of like the Canadians on Southpark? I mean your mouth couldn't open any other way because your jaw would be stuck to your chest I quess.

 

[blakerwry]

Technically speaking can one have a chin if he has no neck? I suppose you could but then the top of your head flap when you talked wouldn't it? Kind of like the Canadians on Southpark? I mean your mouth couldn't open any other way because your jaw would be stuck to your chest I quess.

like the reach toothbrush guy?

 

[Jake the Dog]

could this be Merc?

no, it's not Wayne Knight...

 

[Mercutio]

Fortunately, good taste prevailed before I started posting conjecture as to what JtD might look like. Goatse.cx is down now, but there's lots of nasty stuff at rotten.com and/or newsfilter.org.

So to Jake I can only say

 

[Tea]

What'z goatse.cx?

 

[Tannin]

Tea, stop tht right now!

 

[Tea]

Stop what?

 

[Tannin]

You know perfectly well what.

And if by some faint chance you don't know, trust me, you don't want to know.

 

[Tea]

Know what?

 

[Tannin]

Look, just stop playing the innocent, OK?

I don't know what's got into you since you got back from jai ... er ... got back from your government-funded holiday. I can't imagine that you want to see the treasures of goatse.cx displayed here.

 

[Tea]

No. Actually I plan to be away for the weekend and carefully not visit this thread for a few days when I get back.

That should be safe enough.

 

[Tannin]

See what I mean, guys?

She's just not the same lovable little ape she used to be.

 

[Tea]

Yes I am.

 

[Tannin]

No you're not.

 

[Tea]

Yes I am.

 

[Tannin]

No you're not.

 

[Tea]

Yes I am.

 

[Tannin]

No you're not.

 

[Tea]

Yes I am.

 

[Tannin]

Yes you are.

 

[Tea]

No I'm not.

 

[Tannin]

See?

 

[Tea]

See what? It'z perfectly obvious that I'm not the ....

Aggggh![/[]

You bugger, you tricked me!

YES I AM!

 

[Tannin]

Am what?

 

[Tea]

Hell, I don't know.

You started it.

(Didn't you?)

(Or maybe it waz me. I forget.)

Can we have lunch now?

 

[Tannin]

OK

 

[Tea]

What are we having?

 

[Tannin]

I'm having soup, toast, beans, salad, and an apple. What are you having?

 

[Tea]

Water.

I'm still on the food-free diet, Tannin. Only three weeks to go now.

 

[Jake the Dog]

your both nuts...



and thanks to good taste for pulling up Merc before he did some irrerepairable damage to my reputation.

 

[ddrueding]

I wish I had DID...than I could get over this "learning storage performance" thing. It's so depressing

 

[Buck]

I wish I had DID...than I could get over this "learning storage performance" thing. It's so depressing

It's very easy for some of us.

 

[Bartender]

Shut up.

 

[Handruin]

I wish I had DID...than I could get over this "learning storage performance" thing. It's so depressing

39 more posts for you and storage will be cool. wneddnce:

 

[Cawood Ledford]

You can do it young man - one evening and a decent sampling of your precious vodka - you too can be king.

 

[ddrueding]

Thanks

 

[ddrueding]

guys

 

[ddrueding]

I