Hell Buck, you know me.
I blame Microsoft for the proliferation of bloatware, excessive OS prices, blue screens of death, failed installs, destabilisation of independant standards, lack of innovation in the software industry, for buggering up the classic 101 keyboard, for Australia's balance of payments defecit with the United States of Seattle, for inflicting GDI printers and crappy Winmodems on the entire world, for turning the whole damn internet into a clone of AOL, for making Apple uses look almost intelligent, for the failure of the Russian wheat crop, for starting the Arab-Israeli wars, and for the Great Fire of London. Not to mention the Black Death.
Now whatever you may say about our other talents (or lack of them, more to the point), happen to be very good indeed at some things. Trust me, If there was any way to blame Microsoft for the self-destructing IBM hard drives, Tannin and I would have thought of it long since.