CougTek
Hairy Aussie
Your virginity.Paugie said:do they remove anything?
No way someone is going to insert anything in my rear. No fu**ing way!
Your virginity.Paugie said:do they remove anything?
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
* They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
* Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
* Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.
* Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Sigh... Windows does that, too.
* Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. Yup, that's with Windows, too.
Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences:Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
So Windows is not a virus.
It's a bug.
Which reminds me, I have to have a checkup for my prostate. I'm 54 now.
There are times when I have to strain to keep up a stream. Is that worrisome? Or is this too morbid to post here?
er, what do they do on a colonotomy? do they remove anything?
Art?
The remains of a pair of moquitos I smashed on the white wall behind my monitor could be viewed as a modern art chef d'oeuvre if magnified.
I brought in my own coffee mug. That's about it.
Question for Aussies:
Can Oz be said to have a cuisine of its own? I don't really know, but the things that come to mind about Aussie food, as an American, are that it's probably mostly derived from god-awful English cuisine (cucumber sandwiches, meat that's both over- and under-done). In the USA there's a low-end steakhouse chain called "Outback", and we have those Paul Hogan commercials about Shrimps and barbecues, but that doesn't speak to what Aussies actually eat.
Yes, beer. I know about the beer. I don't care about that. I want to know about the food.
Question for Aussies:
Can Oz be said to have a cuisine of its own? I don't really know, but the things that come to mind about Aussie food, as an American, are that it's probably mostly derived from god-awful English cuisine (cucumber sandwiches, meat that's both over- and under-done).
Well, for example Americans have hot dogs. We have corn on the cob. We have a few unique cuisines: Southwest Fusion (a blend of Mexican and Asian cooking made possible by the diverse cultures of California), Cajun and southern Soul Food ("Fry everything in butter with various parts of the pig"). I'm not sure whether Barbecued food counts or not; that might also be an American invention.
Has Oz produced anything like that? Is there even one dish that you guys would say is uniquely Australian?
I wouldn't classify the Outback steakhouse as low-end. Maybe they aren't very good in your area, but they're on par if not a step above many other other steak houses when it comes to chain restaurants (not comparing it to one-off/non-chain steak houses). I'd eat at an Outback over and above a 99 pub, a chili's, an Applebees, TGI Fridays, Ruby Tuesdays, Buggaboo creek, long horns, and an Unos (though Uno's is more pizza, but they sell steaks).
P.S. Vegemite is gross
That's a big ten-four.
Applebees and TGIFridays are fair as long as you're careful in what you order.
Since you're suggesting that you can actually get an edible meal at Applebees, I'm going to make the assumption that you ate the napkins, because there's no way you got decent food there. It's not even possible. I've gotten soda with no syrup, chicken tenders and fries that were still frozen, BBQ ribs that would kill a diabetic from all the sugar in the sauce.
Christ, I'd rather eat at Giordano's, and I was served a pizza full of maggots there.
If the steak needs a sauce to taste good, I don't want it. I don't mind $100+ for dinner for two as long as the meal is worth it.