PM me.
I've found VPC useless for installing Linux. I'm not saying it can't be done just that I couldn't make a goddamned thing work properly.
VMware works much better for, oh, everything, but in this case there are three things that I am going to say.
1. You don't need to be messing with Linux through an emulator if you are so unfamiliar with Linux that you need to start a thread like this.
2. You don't need to be dual booting Linux on a PC - that will of course be your next impulse, so I am stopping it before it starts - if you are so unfamiliar with Linux that you need to start a thread like this.
David, this is what you need to do:
1. Obtain a copy of SuSE 9.2. It is so completely simple to install and manage that I am utterly certain you could do it with your nose, assuming that you were somehow rendered armless yet able to pick up the install DVD or 5 CDs with your teeth.
2. Take the crappy PC you have in the corner, and plug in ethernet and power. You know the one: KM266 or 400, or i815, 128 or 256MB of RAM, integrated video, sound and NIC, CPU past its third birthday, 20GB hard disk... and prepare to be amazed.
3. Use mouse and left nostril to click next a bunch of times.
4. Use YAST to configure the system for you.
5. Be amazed at display auto-detection (it's a soft spot for Linux, what can I say?). Marvel at the beauty of GNOME or the XP-like simplicity of KDE. Stare in wonder as an 800MHz CPU and a quarter the amount of RAM in your XP machine loads and runs Firefox at exactly the same speed. Feel the love as you realize that SuSE has already installed and configured a PDF reader, MP3 player, Flash, Java, an Office Suite, a CD/DVD burning app, and literally everything else you'd probably end up installing within an hour of building a new Windows PC.
6. From the safe habor of SuSE, branch out to do the other things on my list. Spend some quality time at runlevel 3.
Seriously, the things I am apt to use a Linux machine for:
1. Mail Server
2. File Server
3. Firewall/Proxy/VPN-end-point
4. LAMP applications
If you think of all the times you've sold someone an NT Server and an assload of Exchange CALs, remember that you could have put them in a Linux setup for FREE, charged four times your normal service rate and STILL handed them a lower bill.