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  1. Bartender

    Pvt Msgs

    I wholeheartedly agree, he is crazy; and if anyone should be shown the door, it should be Buck.
  2. Bartender

    Thirsty

    Buck just made me a drink, which is unusual (usually he’s drinking them). Also out of the ordinary is that he made a martini. He is normally not such a super-mixed drinker (well drinks are nice, but other stuff usually commits him). Anyway, he made me ‘Buck’s Surprise’. This luscious...
  3. Bartender

    Congratulations to Mercutio

    You'll drink to almost anything. :D
  4. Bartender

    Certifications

    Congratulations JoJo! Drinks on the way!
  5. Bartender

    Writing something

    As long as you're sitting and relaxing, have a few more drinks.
  6. Bartender

    Storage Forum Highlights

    Boy she'z a stronge ape. Pulling that emtpy bottle from her hand iz like . . . er . . . pulling a bottle from the hand of an orangatun. Anyway, I'm sorry she found the chocolate milk, she alwayz gets this way with a little cocoa in her. Fortunately she'z not too heavy, I can pick her up and...
  7. Bartender

    Storage Forum Highlights

    Congratulations go to mubs and CityK. Mubs has passed the 1,000-post mark, currently hovering around 1,034. CityK is as close to 1,000 as you can get on the three-digit side without splitting atoms. Thank you both for your participation. You both write informative posts with a dignified...
  8. Bartender

    JoJo

    Two rum and cokes coming right up.
  9. Bartender

    Whitetail Opening Day Coming Up

    A. He's not that young B. He usually enters through the front door and then staggers out the back They should get their story straight.
  10. Bartender

    Tannin, 2k.....

    I don't think that you're going to die from a lack of alcohol. It might even do you some good. Here, let me make you some tea instead.
  11. Bartender

    Tannin, 2k.....

    Yes, yes, I'm here. I'm waiting for the Tannin to put in his order first. Besides, I heard that this round was on the Grammar Police.
  12. Bartender

    What do we all look like

    Buck, that is rude. David was kind enough to post a legitimate picture of himself (unlike your non-descript 50-feet away shot), we should be thankful for his generosity.
  13. Bartender

    I started running again

    Drinks coming right up!
  14. Bartender

    New Joke Thread

    "UP" There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meaning than any other two-letter word, and that is "UP". It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we waken in the morning, why do we wake UP? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP? Why do...
  15. Bartender

    Trouble installing XP-Pro with new PC Build

    Also, note the fluctuations in the voltages.
  16. Bartender

    Behavioral Survey

    I wish it was that inexpensive . . . besides, there are some of us who do like the taste and smell. :D Alcohol can easily be misused and abused, so never starting is a good alternative. What I really dislike is when people who drink look down upon someone who has chosen to abstain.
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    Behavioral Survey

    Here is my take on the poll options: How many times a week is it acceptable to drink alone? Never. If you don’t like drinking alone, no problem. However, if drinking alone makes you feel like an alcoholic, then maybe you should review why you are drinking alcohol in the first place. If it is...
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    Hold on, a Quick Right Turn in the Thread . . .

    I went for Indian food during lunch today (again) -- fantastic stuff. I wish I had tried this type of food earlier in my life. Although there is a decent chance that I might not have liked it. :D Wait a minute, I'm the same age I was a few years ago. How old am I? I hate it when you don't...
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    Need cheap web hosting for small site (not mine).

    Buck uses pair.com and pairnic.com.
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    Storage Forum Milestones

    As Mercutio rightly pointed out, there are other members in this forum that deserve a congratulations for their contributions, regardless of their post count. However, I will limit this to three who have recently passed the 1,000 mark, and for which I do not recall that we waved any pom-poms or...
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    Mercutio - 6000 Posts

    Mercutio is only a few posts away from hitting the 6,000 milestone mark! Drinks on the house! I'll fire up the grill for some snacks too. So, what is next, after the Hairy Aussie category?
  22. Bartender

    An announcment

    You forgot about Cougtek, that makes 5.
  23. Bartender

    An announcment

    What are you talking about Buck? I can only count two, Howell and Timmy.
  24. Bartender

    An announcment

    Congratulations Howell. We certainly expect that all will go well, and you'll have many interesting stories to tell. Drinks on the house for Howell?
  25. Bartender

    I, Robot

    JoJo, you could also visit our movie thread for some viewing ideas.
  26. Bartender

    I started running again

    Farewell Tim. We hope to see you in a couple of months -- I'll keep the seat available for you.
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    I, Robot

    Sorry to see that you're drunk . . . er . . . sick JoJo. Hopefully the doctor will be able to take care of you tomorrow. PS: Alcohol is normally not good when you're sick. I'll mix together some chicken soup for you.
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    Welcome Olly!

    You big dummy, I was asking olly. I know what you want.
  29. Bartender

    Welcome Olly!

    Welcome to Storage Forum olly -- drinks on the house for our new member. What can I get you to drink?
  30. Bartender

    Looking for a new MB

    Wow! All of these free drinks and we're still in the Computer forum. By the way, there is also a Taiwanese company called LG (Long Good) that specializes in rice processing machinery.
  31. Bartender

    Handy - 3,000+ posts

    Congratulations Handy for passing the 3,000 post mark. Drinks on the house!
  32. Bartender

    Welcome!

    Welcome Jimshady and others. Drinks on the house for our new members! What's your poison?
  33. Bartender

    Certifications

    Drinks on the house for Fushison!
  34. Bartender

    skinny cows low fat ice cream

    Yes, welcome portlandprincess. Drinks on the house for the young ladies welcome, what can I get you?
  35. Bartender

    Show me the interface!

    Welcome Gilbo, have a drink on the house. What can I get you?
  36. Bartender

    Music Recordings today: Flat and Loud

    I wasn't around in 1985 let alone in Paddington. Well, at least that is what Buck tells me. Anyway, what is wrong with my attire? A nicely pressed shirt, a decent vest and polished shoes? What's wrong with that?
  37. Bartender

    BOFH Episode 15

    Senses a disturbance in the force... :D
  38. Bartender

    Favorite Quotes

    Ich ging im Walde So für mich hin, Und nichts zu suchen, Das war mein Sinn. Im Schatten sah ich Ein Blümchen stehn, Wie Sterne leuchtend Wie Äuglein schön. Ich wollt es brechen, Da sagt' es fein: Soll ich zum Welken, Gebrochen sein? Ich grubs mit allen Den...
  39. Bartender

    Favorite Quotes

    Like as the waves make towards the pibled shore, So do our minutes hasten to their end, Each changing place with that which goes before, In sequent toile all forwards do contend. - Shakespeare (Original)
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    Favorite Quotes

    Wie Well' auf Welle zu dem Felsenstrand, So eilen die Minuten nach dem Ziel; Bald schwillt die eine, wo die andre schwand, Und weiter rauscht's im ewig regen Spiel. - Max Josef Wolff; William Shakespeare
  41. Bartender

    SF vs. SR

    I prefer working at the SF Pub and Brewery than at the SR Bar & Grille.
  42. Bartender

    Music Recordings today: Flat and Loud

    So what happened, did we scare skeet away? :(
  43. Bartender

    [NEWS] - WiFi Access in Yosemite/Sierra National Forest

    Although I'm not a cell phone advocate for everyday use, I do see the benefits of having popular hiking trails within cell bubbles for emergency purposes. Camp grounds normally have telephones nearby. I know one time when Buck fell from the bar and hit the floor hard, a quick emergency call...
  44. Bartender

    [NEWS] - Sony Blue Laser Drive

    The same with those that stuck to OS/2, they'll be lost in a time warp.
  45. Bartender

    LAN Gaming event

    I still think you need a bar. :D
  46. Bartender

    Music Recordings today: Flat and Loud

    We have a fine drinking establishment skeeter. If you have any problems with it, we'll be happy to arrange for a punch-up between you and the red-headed simian! We'll generously let the Artillerie-Kommandeur von der Sprachwissenschaft Polizei referee the event and the OT: Polizei can audit the...
  47. Bartender

    Swinging by to say hi

    :mrgrn: Nice response Mr. Russo. Buck is a Jim Beam man too, although lately he has been laying off the stuff. In his prime, he was a keen Knob Creek and Bakers drinker, only stopping for their older brethren Jim Beam when money was in short supply.
  48. Bartender

    Swinging by to say hi

    Drinks on the house! What's your poison Mr. Russo?
  49. Bartender

    Aloha and Welcome New Members!

    Comin' right up Timmy. We always have Stroh for JoJo. Hala kahiki, good try. Without being too presumptuous, I think you meant: Mahalo nui loa. By the way, what is a pineapple doing under a coconut tree? :D
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